SO WHAT WENT WRONG?

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After all, surely leaving the EU couldn’t possibly be such a disaster.

Other countries manage without membership. Switzerland, Iceland, Norway, Liechtenstein are all super rich and as far as I know, have no shortages of anything.

And I’ve not seen reports of Balkan states like Bosnia Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo, Northern Macedonia, Montenegro or Serbia reporting having empty shelves.

Budva, Montenegro - 17 march 2021: A child with a small trolley in the  supermarket, go shopping with his mother. The family goes shopping Stock  Photo - Alamy
Budva, Montenegro, 2021.

So where did the UK go wrong?

British supermarkets are missing goods. Employees are in forced isolation -  Archyworldys
Britain.

And this is designed for a discussion… so all I’m going to do is list some, to me, very obvious errors that have been made, by Brexiteers, by various governments, by politicians and irresponsible press.

As ever, Munguinites will think of many more points to bring to the table.

There’s nothing wrong with having a referendum. Mature, sensible countries do it from time to time. It is a fairer way to deal with a big decision about the future which cannot properly be dealt with by a general election where other matters may be more important to voters.

But it seems to me that if you are going to have a referendum, it is important that the truth be told, at least by senior campaigners on both sides, and that the people in charge make sure to correct errors.

Easier said than done, you can say… The campaign can’t be accountable for everyone and anyone who makes a false statement.

But, clearly, having senior cabinet members standing in front of this bus was just lying.

The Boris Johnson Brexit Bus Lie of £350m - Conversion Uplift

Also statements like “On the day we leave the EU, we hold all the cards or nearly all the cards”, was utter nonsense. But when it came from “senior” or at least long-standing politicians, it was taken seriously by at least those who wanted to believe it.

The trouble is that if you promise all that money and all these cards and this life of sunshine and lollipops, and then that’s not the way it works out, you look a bit pathetic.

The pandemic has, ironically, helped them out a little on the money (although a great deal of the extra money appears to have gone on faulty equipment and a useless track and trace system), but imagine holding all the cards and failing so badly to get much done. But here again they made a mistake. When the pandemic hit Europe, the EU offered to stop the clock on the whole Brexit thing which governments concentrated on saving lives.

As the British government was the only European government involved directly in Brexit talks, that was clearly to Britain’s advantage, and yet Johnson turned down the offer… which may go some way to explaining the horrendous death rates in the UK.

At the time of the campaign, when these promises were being made, the UK Prime minister, David Cameron, refused, as far as I can see, to make any preparations for the fact that he might lose the referendum. No papers were written and no contingency plans put in place.

He also promised that he would stay in post were he to be on the losing side…a promise that he kept right up till 8 o’clock that very same morning.

Cameron staying on would have meant that, poor though he was, there would have been a man with 6 years’ experience at the helm and some continuity at least in other matters. He could have appointed a deputy (a leaver) to oversee Brexit.

As it was, a very poor field was put up for a replacement.

Top Tory in fox hunt storm: Hunters supported by Leader of House Andrea  Leadsom 'flout' ban - Mirror Online
The horse might have made a better prime minister than her.

DOCTOR Fox, Stephen Crabb, Michael Gove, Andrea Leadsom and Theresa May.

It could be said that May was the best of a really bad bunch… After all, in fairness, most people wouldn’t have wanted the thankless job that was coming up.

The UK was split 51-49. England and Wales had voted to leave by relatively narrow margins; Scotland, Northern Ireland and Gibraltar had voted to stay by larger margins.

One of May’s main problems was that she identified in the campaign as a Remainer and was regarded with considerable suspicion by the European Research Group (ERG) and its adherents, a relatively powerful group of somewhat strange but dangerous Tory backbenchers, including Mark François and Jacob Rees Mogg.

Our Week: The ERG WhatsApp group* | News | The Times

Doubtless that was why she foolishly activated Article 50 before any preparatory work had been done.

Article 50 author Lord Kerr: I didn't have UK in mind – POLITICO
John Kerr, author of article 50

Lord Kerr, Article 50’s author, has suggested that setting the clock running on a two year process to withdraw shouldn’t have occurred until most of the arrangements for withdrawal were in place and agreed by the parties.

Then, of course, May was persuaded to hold a general election, which she thought to win handsomely, but in which she lost the Conservative Party’s majority and was consequently forced to make an electoral pact (at considerable cost to the taxpayer) with the only other hard right Brexit party in the Commons… The DUP.

And therein lies another fatal mistake that ran through the whole campaign. No one in London gave a second thought to Northern Ireland (or Gibraltar).

Did no one in NI even raise the potential for trouble with the Leave Campaign?

You see, you really can’t take back control of your borders (a BIG pre-Brexit promise) unless you, erm…take back control of your borders, damn it!!

But if you have one border which, by international treaty, you cannot take control of, especially one that the US takes a great interest in, that does leave you in a situation way too complex for the likes of the current (or any recent) government to cope with.

So while Mrs May was in hock to the extremists in Northern Ireland, which as a country had, ironically, voted to remain, she was hog tied… and when finally she lost control of the Tory Party and stood down… and Boris Johnson took over, he unscrupulously signed a deal with the EU, lied to the head of state to get her to prorogue parliament so that the “deal” couldn’t be voted on while he was dependent on the DUP, lied to the people of Northern Ireland, got a very large majority on a minority of votes, in yet another election… and got his Northern Ireland protocol accepted in the Commons.

The problem is that it puts a border between NI and GB… which is causing all sorts of problems in NI (except, ironically, they aren’t short of food or petrol!) And the man who negotiated it. Lord Frost, and who told us it was an excellent deal…

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That was then…

…now says it’s utter crap and he wants to renegotiate it

…And this is now.

Ok… I know I could go on, but you’ll be bored by now (Munguin just yawned loudly when I read it to him), so it’s over to you.

MUNGUIN MUGS – MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC

FORGET GLOBAL BRITAIN, VERY 2020. NOW IT’S GALACTIC BRITAIN

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Just when you were feeling a bit depressed about empty shelves, petrol queues, inflation and lowering standards, and worrying about how you will cope with heating your home this winter…along comes the prime minister to put hope back into your lives.

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Inspirational Boris.

Last week he tried to cheer us with the story of GREAT British lamb being back on the menu in the USA, but when that fell a bit short in the facts department, he decided that he would lead the world into Star Trek land. The Captain James T Kirk of his day… “umm to eh um boldly uh um um go”.

So never mind the cold, the hunger and the people who have just lost a desperately needed £20 a week. They are passing fancies and small in the great Bris scheme of things.

The future is the final frontier, with, at the helm, Captain Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and that Vulcanite deputy Dominic “Spock” Raaaaaaab!

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Ooops, sorry, wrong idiot.

Rejoice at that news and prepare for the greatness that will surely come to Galactic Britain once colonies can be established all over the known and unknown universe.

Oh, just one thing, Mr Johnson… where are you going to get the rocket fuel?

THEY NEVER SEEM TO LEARN

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Yea. They work in Scotland. It’s their job. Scotland pays taxes to London for them to work here.
The army working for us in NOT a privilege; it’s their job.

A combination of Covid and Brexit has left the four nations of the UK to a greater or lesser extent in dire straights.

We are short of drivers, care workers, NHS staff, farm workers, etc etc.

We are suffering a shortage of fuel, mainly as a result of the shortage of HGV drivers… petrol tanker driving is a VERY skilled job.

And so, not surprisingly, the army has been called in to help out. It is, after all, one of their functions for which we pay them a wage from our taxes.

The Tories in Scotland… thankfully, once again a dwindling bunch… seem to feel that the need for army intervention is down to failures of the Scottish government. And this, to some extent, may be true.

But if it is, wouldn’t their criticisms be equally valid for the English government? And if so, where are their comments to that effect? Strangely missing. That’s where they are!

I suspect that Annie Wells, although she resigned from the Tory front bench as health spokesman, may still be in charge of the Social Media feeds, because probably almost anyone else would see that every time they launch a tirade against the Scottish government and point out that the BRITISH army is having to be deployed in Scotland, there is never a single comment in agreement and most comments point out, on each occasion, that this situation is the same across Great Britain.

A reasonably alert social media manager would probably tumble to the idea that this only gets a bad reaction from the Twitterati …and is, thus, mostly counter productive.

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SNP inaction created the crisis in Scotland’s NHS – but UK soldiers will help our fantastic frontline NHS staff to get it back under control. The UK has said our Armed Forces will support Scotland’s NHS for as long as we need says the caption that accompanies this.

So, firstly, I’d like to reiterate that the Scottish public pays taxes. It’s OUR army too, Tories!

It’s not like by some inordinately generous gesture on the part of Mr Johnson that we are being helped out of a mess by the Brits.

The Tories also complain that there is a massive backlog of work to catch up on in NHS Scotland.

I was thinking that after a year and a half of NHS staff anywhere in the UK working around the clock in horrific conditions (remember all the clapping Boris did), risking their lives every day in the pandemic (and in some cases losing their lives) there was absolutely BOUND to be backlogs… and some of them incredibly serious. That’s what happens when you have a national emergency and at the same time make it clear that foreigners aren’t welcome.

I’m surprised that, given that the part of the UK that they are responsible for is in just as much of a mess as the part that the Scots are responsible for, they not a little more cautious about criticism.

Because everything you say about us, Tories, we can throw right back at ya.

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Addenbrooke’s Hospital erects a marquee for ambulance arrivals.
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Nottingham University Hospitals NHS Trust, which runs two hospitals in the city, said it postponed treatments for 49 patients on one day this week. The problem has been caused by short and long-term sickness, and vacancies.
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5.61 million backlog happens in a pandemic.
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Tory inaction created the crisis in England’s NHS – but UK soldiers will help England’s fantastic frontline NHS staff to get it back under control. The UK has said our Armed Forces will support England’s NHS for as long as we need.
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Where is Surrey?
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Police being drafted in to drive ambulances in London.

No leader can escape all criticism, not Mr Johnson, not Ms Sturgeon, not Mr Drakeford, and not Mr Givan or Ms Foster. They’ve all made mistakes and between them (to greater and lesser extents) they have contributed to the worst record on Covid in all Europe…and I might add that working together across the four nations was probably the biggest mistake they made.

I’m not sure why the Tories relentlessly criticise the Scottish government efforts when their own government is making such a cack handed job of it.

And all of this, remember, has been impacted upon by Brexit.

Doctors, nurses and care workers and ambulance drivers and porters, technicians, et al, left due to the hostile environment created by their newspapers, thier politicians and their associates in UKIP and EDF.

The SNP/Green/and now Alba MPS and MSPs didn’t change their minds about Brexit and its effects as soon as England voted to leave, unlike the “Scottish” Tories who, up to the day of the referendum were warning of dire consequences of leaving the EU, and then did a volte face when the result was announced. A potential disaster turned magically into a wonderful opportunity if I recall the words of the then Scottish Secretary Mundell.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS

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1. A man of principle, ironically being criticised by Union Jacket, who resigned as shadow Scottish Secretary because he didn’t like the socialist policies of the Labour party...
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2. Struth, Nose Picker, as if we would. But wait, isn’t the government’s plan to solve the problem doing a U-turn on the “get out of our united (LOL) kingdom, you horrible foreigner” policy which was part of Brexit? How does that work then?
3. Bless him… He really is quite awful.
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4. But, then, surely if they had stolen all these British jobs, and we sent the blighters packing, there must be Brits just waiting to step into these vacant posts. What is the DWP doing then? Get the jobs and the unemployed people matched up. It’s not rocket science. Chop Chop, Coffey!
5. …well, obviously, as soon as you had your fill of champagne and smokes.
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6. And with her usual expert reading of what common people feel, her magisterial queeness is going to give her darling son, Andrew a platinum medal for …well, being him. Nice huh? I wonder if he’s in the pokey by then, will she go to pin it on his chest? After 70 years she still hasn’t got a bloody clue. Honestly, NOT A BLOODY CLUE

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7. After all that, here’s a cheering reminded of Munguin singing his wee heart out with the Libations back in 2014. Great day, thanks lads …and sorry if he was off key on the high notes..

JUST FOR A LAUGH

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1. I suppose if you are half cut all the time, no food and no petrol is a good look… but Nigel, what happens when you can’t get any alcohol?
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Frankie Boyle: I think there will be upsides to Brexit. I think it will be nice for the Irish to watch a British famine for a change.

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20. Ummm except if you can drive a lorry. Oh and those who were already thrown out, if they have HGV experience, could you please come back for 3 months and then we’ll throw you out again (practice makes perfect). Oh and it’s it terrible that ex-pats in Spain are being ordered to leave by the end of the month if they have been refused permission to stay or couldn’t be bothered filling in the application (in British) because they are, well British.

Thanks to Brenda, Brendan, John, Marcia, and T.

Late arrivals:

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Um, first, um, see if we can get some petrol and gas… oh and some food would be nice too! Superpower, eh?
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SOPPY SUNDAY

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1. Oh ok, here we go again. Another human stuck in the pond… Gies yer hon, ya numpty. Oh an’ if that awffy Patel wuman wants tae ken wha saved ya, it wasnae me, right?
2. Training for the Doglympics
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3. I is a burd that don’t like to be crossed!
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4. This wee soul took up residence in a house in Bulgaria while the other owners were away. He or she’s a wolf spider. I’m wondering if there are squatters’ rights in Bulgaria…
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5. Porto Novo, Benin.
Today she has been weaned and is growing, but Nania was tiny and at risk when she was found by villagers in Burkina Faso without her mother four years ago.
6. This is Nania and this is her story.
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7. I think I might be a show jumper when I grow up.
6 Things You Need to Know About the Highland Cow
8. You though we were all one colour?
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9. Quack.
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10. Everest, more properly known (I’m informed by Andi…thank you) as Chomolungma.
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11. So then this fellow said to me that I looked a bit like Boris Johnson… “Take that back”, I replied. Because not only am I better looking, I’m also smarter and cleaner and I smell nicer.
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12. What you looking at? Never seen a black rabbit before?
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13. Camaro de Lobos, Madeira.
Deer Genetics NZ stag Prometheus snagged a national top price of $95,000.
14. What d’ya think of them horns?
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15. Happy? NOT!!!
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16. And if you were thinking that I would be next in that bath, I’d respectfully advise you to reconsider.
The 17 Most Loyal Dog Breeds: Golden Retriever, German Shepherd, and More
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19. What are you doing up here?
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20. Just having a wee dance here… You carry on. We’ll see you in a week, if we still have enough bananas to keep us alive.

Thanks to the Bulgaria Office for sending that Wolf Spider. So that’s John, Kay, Nicky and Vinnie, who may have to camp out in John’s garden, while they negotiate a truce with the eight-legged one. In the meantime, though, they have been adopted by a cat, which has already adopted John and the RS. Very generous are Bulgarian cats with foreigners. Unlike some people closer to home!

ALL OUR YESTERDAYS

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1. On 22nd September 1934 at Gresford Colliery, Wales, an explosion killed 266 men & boys underground. 6 survived and only 11 bodies were ever recovered. The wages of all were docked by half a days pay by the owners because the men had ‘failed to complete their shift.’ Great British Values at work?
Val Doonican passes away at the age of 88 | Gigwise2.

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Thanks to Dave and AndiMac.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE “BRIGHT” (CANDLE LIT) SIDE OF BREXIT LIFE…EH?

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Millions of jobs in candle factories.
It seems that Tesco and BP can’t get tanker drivers to deliver their petrol to the gas stations. Do you think I can get Munguin’s Rolls to run on candles? Can I thump! Still, that’ll work for the Green economy.
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Bang on. £20? £20? What’s £20? Surely they just have to cut out, I don’t know, a pint of milk or something..?
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Right, peasantry, don’t bother me about shortages and stuff like that that you ordinary people have to concern yourself with. I’m the Rt Hon, the Lord Chancellor of all England and I get to wear this dress that Liz Truss used to wear. (Don’t I look important!) When I get finished here we have to go back to fighting over who gets our stately home, so how can you expect me to worry about the fact that you can’t get any petrol? Walk, peasant.
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Ladies and Gentlemen… The Muppet Show.
WHO was talking about me?
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I wasn’t entirely sure if this was for real or not. The Express has gone so mad, anything is possible. But I looked and, yep, seriously, within 10 years Britain will be a superpower like China and the USA. No, Really, and Miss Piggy will still be queen with Kermit as her king…and Airmiles will still be chasing teenagers on his zimmer.
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EXPRESSLY EMBARRASSING

HOW IT STARTED OUT:

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HOW IT ENDED UP

Well, it appears that the USA, with, as you might have expected, considerably more force, pushed for no trade deal.

“Ministers are considering efforts to join an existing free trade agreement between the US, Mexico and Canada – or to strike a series of mini-deals with America – after Boris Johnson appeared to admit a standalone UK-US free trade deal was not an imminent prospect.

On his visit to New York and Washington DC this week, the prime minister has failed to commit to securing a free trade agreement between Britain and America by the time of the next general election in 2024.

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SO, THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP ISN’T THAT SPECIAL?

I have to say that I was surprised, given that the Express is the campaigning newspaper of the year, that they didn’t make their headline, the utter travesty of 130,000 pensioners being short changed in their pensions because of a catalogue of incompetence and outdated computer systems at the DWP. Some people have dies never having been paid what the British state owed them. And somehow that isn’t the headline in a campaigning newspaper.

Still, much more importantly Page Three girl, Middleton the Clothes Horse has been up to something wearing yet another costume that we (including the short changed pensioners) paid for.

Only an, ahem, “royal” could take a plunge and reach new heights. Oh for the powers of a blue-blood transfusion!

The comforting thing was that she clearly wasn’t in Scotland, otherwise she would have been dressed, patronisingly, in tartan, and saying “och aye the noo” every so often.

Kate Middleton: Best Tartan Outfits | PEOPLE.com