(The above three images borrowed from William Brown on twitter.)

It would be fair to say that there are many other areas in which Scotland excels.

Our law and order record is better than England’s due to our government not having made the drastic cuts to police over the past 10 years that the Tories have. In particular, knife crime is decreasing here, whilst it has reached epidemic proportions in England.

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Our prison service, not having been privatised, still works reasonably well, as does our probation service for the same reason (stand up and take a bow Mr Graying).

Our trains are better and more punctual, although, to be fair, there are far far fewer of them to be late…

Andy Burnham

We have now had 18 months of railway chaos in the North. But the

have ignored repeated calls to intervene from myself &

. Please remember this when you go to vote.

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Jane Touil
@AndyBurnhamGM @tony4rochdale @JEMsoc @elsiewraighte Please help. I was at Man Vic tonight. Train chaos was DANGEROUS. As a VI person, I felt UNSAFE. The daily commute on @northernassist is becoming intolerable!…

I’m pretty sure you can (and will) add to this quickly-compiled list.

We’re not perfect of course and like every other government, sometimes ours gets things wrong.

But a good number of the areas in which we could do better are controlled from, you guessed it, London, by, you guessed it again, the Tories.

We know that there are far too many drug-related deaths here, but that is a matter, for some strange reason, reserved to London.  The London Home Office has repeatedly refused to devolve any responsibility for this to our government.

On our own, we could follow the examples of the Portuguese or Swiss or Nordic countries’ policies in dealing with the drugs deaths crisis. (Incidentally, the worst area in the UK is not in Scotland, but in the North East of England and the Scottish government collates drug deaths differently from the English one.)

But we could have good policies on this, as we have shown in the past. (After all, we were the first country in the UK to ban indoor public place smoking which is now bearing fruit. And as I understand it there has been a drop in alcohol consumption in Scotland since minimum pricing.) Our government has repeatedly asked for powers to make changes to drugs policy and it has been repeatedly knocked back with a “we know best” attitude.

If we weren’t helping the UK to punch above its weight in world affairs, Scotland would have a lot more money to spend on domestic issues.

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Britain somehow feels the need to pretend that it is still a force to be reckoned with on the world stage. In reality, it’s just not. It’s a medium-sized country with a great deal more in its past than in its future.

Scotland would take its place in the world with other small northern nations like Norway, Denmark, Ireland, Iceland, Finland and Sweden. Important in its own way, yes, but with no desire to be deputy to America’s sheriff.

I remember Cameron announcing (I think it was after Russia invaded Ukraine) that he would be phoning Putin to register his protest. I remember thinking… Well, that’s gonna make him think twice, eh? Putin will be fair shaking in his shoes… the UK objects.

If Obama or Xi had protested that night, Putin would probably still have done nothing, but it wouldn’t have been so laughable.

Cameron? Not so much.

But it’s not just pretending that we are important, respected and powerful. There’s much more that is unfair. We spend a lot of money on infrastructure in London (after all, supposedly “our” capital) and its surrounds from which we get next to no benefit. Sewers and Crossrail come immediately to mind, not to mention HS2. (OK, I accept that if I’m in London I might need Crossrail…supposing they get it built before I die… and I’ll certainly need the sewers. But the same could be said of Paris or Berlin or Shanghai and none of their governments has come to me for taxes!)

And if they think we are too wee, poor and stupid to manage self-government despite all the signals that we are not, how can they explain that so many other members of the EU and EEA around the same size or even smaller, manage so much better than Britain?

Something uniquely incompetent about Scots?

Well after 300 years of this union…






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Chris Davies, you might remember, was recalled by his constituents in Brecon and Radnorshire after being convicted of fraud in relation to parliamentary expenses.

Clearly having more front than Rothsay, he stood in the by-election that followed… and lost.

It seems, though, that you can’t keep a bad man down, and on November 11 we discovered that he had been selected to stand for the Tories in the constituency of Ynys Môn (one of the seats where the Liberal Dems and Greens have stood down).

However, today we discovered that he has decided (or it has been decided for him) that he will, in fact, not be standing after all.

I’m not sure about this, but I can’t remember another election where so many people have been obliged to stand down from candidacy.


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It will come as no real surprise to anyone that Daily Telegraph columnist and ex-New Labour MP (and one-time candidate for the leadership of the Scottish branch office), Tom Harris, is voting Tory in this election. I’m not sure I’d thank him for advertising it if I were the Tories. He’s pretty well forgotten or disliked around these parts.


The floods in Northern and Midland England are horrific. Initially, of course, the prime minister said that there was no emergency, presumably because neither Downing Street nor Chequer found itself under water.

However, in the last few days, it appears that someone in his entourage who has remembered that there is an election in the offing, has decided that it is, indeed, a national emergency deserving of a COBRA meeting.  Johnson was dispatched to do some campaigning in the areas concerned complete with wellies and a bucker and mop.

He’d have done better to stay in his palatial surroundings, dry and safe from getting any more rotten because the reception he got was far from what he would have liked. He’s really not very good with ordinary people.


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I read this morning that the SNP would consider court action if, after a successful election campaign and a majority of SNP MPs, they were still refused a Section 30 Order by Johnson.

As Doctor Paul Monaghan points out, being found against by the courts would be a huge risk for Johnson to take.


Awwww…. lead us don’t leave us, eh?


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Never mind, think of all the teacakes they’ll be exporting.







Voice of Reason
If the Scots keep voting for the SNP it’ll be time for England to finish what Hadrian started…… We can use the money saved from scrapping HS2 to build it. That is one infrastructure project in the North we can all get behind.
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Dear Voice of Reason,
Jolly good idea, old chap.
Of course, one of its shortcomings is that Hadrian’s wall doesn’t actually mark the border between England and Scotland, as anyone with 2p worth of education knows.
In fact, it only goes near the actual border at its most western point.
So what you are actually proposing is that a chunk of England should be handed over to Scotland (and presumably, by your reckoning, the SNP).
Have you checked this out with the Geordies?
(You might like to note that the people of Northern Ireland vote exclusively for Northern Irish Parties, so they should probably be handed back to the Irish?)
Of course, I don’t actually disagree with any of that, but I am wondering if you’ve thought it all through.
I have to say that your tweet, quite rightly, was met with derision, including this article from the Independent.
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Still… Rule Brittania, as they sort of say… sometimes…when they are having a lark!
Kind regards

Oops, there’s been another Murdo!


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The inimitable Murdo Fraser, the scourge of, well, nothing much really… has commented on the decision of the Green Party to withdraw their candidates from the North East Fife and Perth and North Perthshire elections, in order, presumably, to give Steven Gethings (majority 2) and Pete Wishart (majority 21) a better chance of winning.

It was a very generous gesture, but also a sensible one.

There was no realistic chance of the Green candidates winning and a vote which was split along independence/dependence lines could well have let in a unionist.

Murdo wrote:

Just in case there was any lingering doubt that the ‘Greens’ are now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the SNP……
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Unfortunately, his equally-dismal colleague, Annie Wells, had, over the last few days, spearheaded a campaign for Labour in Scotland to join with the Tories where appropriate to keep the SNP out.
“Kettle”,  “pot” and “black arse” are words that come readily to mind.
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Worse still for poor old Murdo, it appears that Nigel Farage (possibly soon Sir Nigel or Lord Farage, if he is to be believed) has stood down his candidates in any seat where there is an incumbent Tory leaver (over 300), thus vastly improving Conservative chances in the election.
Poor old Murdo now has to work out whether the Tories are a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Nigel Farage Party, or the other way round.
That should keep him out of mischief for the rest of the campaign.
I loved this tweet from Crow Esquire:
Replying to

In comedy timing is everything. Look how this clown tweets this on the same day that the Tories became a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Brexit Party.
Murdo for stand-up champion of the year.


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Anyone got a comb? I’m just up.
What you mean I look like an Irish flag?
n autum
You can tell it’s not the UK. Leaves on teh line would have stopped that train way back… besides, the train is far too young.
n messa arch
Messa Arch, Utah.
n look
Look down there…
Gee up, Neddy.
n aurora ice
Night sky in Iceland.
n tired
I’m bushed!
Wanna play on the beach?
n puss
I’ll come and play on the beach…
n zermatt
n fox
I like being tickled under my chin… Hint hint.
n aut2
It’s that time of year.

n finger

Map of Scotland made from a leaf. (John)
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Autumn in Turkey (David).
n a wonder
We’re going to grow up together.
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I want to hold your trunk.
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Roberta the donkey, who was raised by sheep after her mother died.
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OK, that’s all for today, bye bye till next time.

Thanks to John and David.