LET’S HAVE FISH FOR DINNER

I’m a bit off colour, so I hope you’ll excuse me just putting up a video today…

I fancy doing this fjord cruise, though, and eating fresh fish at that restaurant.

OH LORD, WHY NOT US?

Tell you something though, I bet they don’t have blue passports, made in France.

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See, I told ya so. So there. Nah nah nah nah nah.

!£$

Oooops, sorry. My bad!

FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE

A LETTER FROM MUNGUIN

Dear Mr Mundell,

I am flabbergasted at your ignorance of what the people of Scotland voted for, and therefore appear to want.

I mean, what part of 62-38 are you failing to grasp, Secretary of State? Do you think we all said, ‘oh well, the English voted by a narrow margin to leave so obviously that’s what we want too’?

We don’t want an orderly Brexit… or any other kind of Brexit. And just because you say it to yourself doesn’t make it so.

Now, it’s your job to convey our wishes to Downing Street, you are supposed to be our representative there. So why don’t you do that instead of threatening every few days to resign and then remembering that you’ve got a highly-paid cushy number with all that foreign travel, and withdrawing your threat?

Not that I think for a single second that your leader will be in the least bit interested what a bunch of Jocks think. She’s only interested in your confidence and supply partners in Northern Ireland (who represent a minority of Northern Irish sentiment, by the way) because without them she is toast.

In fairness, she’s probably toast anyway.

Yours sincerely

 

 

Munguin

(My thanks to Jonathon Poole-Smith for the pic.)

SOPPY SUNDAY

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n tongue
Could we get on with it, please?
n tatra mountains poland
Tara Mountain, Poland.
n bali starling
Bali Starling, rather more exotic than the Scottish version.
n lion 3
I wanna hold your tail (Lennon/McCartney/Leo).
n norway Geirangerfjord
Geirangerfjord, Norway. 
n nuts
Nuts!
n walk
“So, what do you think about Brexit?”
n whooping crane
“You just swallow it whole”
n zeb
Race you to the water hole, mum.
n washington
Sunset in Washington.
n tulum mexico
Tulum, Mexico.
ndg
“Throw it, for heaven’s sake.”
nmini raptor
Mini Raptor.
n pp
Awwwww.
n pup12
“OK, I’ll pose for my photograph, as long as you throw sticks after.”
n peregrin falcom (Walter Jenkel)
Peregrin Falcon and his best mate. (By Walter Jenkel.)
n s gre5
Green part of Greenland.
n tap
Drip! Kinda reminds me of Jeremy Hunt.
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No, you can’t have any. See you next week when I’ll be bigger!

 

 

WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY?

TELT?

Tories with a truck claiming the SNP want you to pay a car park tax

Well, and maybe you could say, opportunists, chancers, amateurs, third raters?

And while we are on the subject of the third rate opposition in Edinburgh…

Telt, again?

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Bonus Pic: