Douglas Ross tells @STVColin that he wants to build more affordable homes in Scotland so that he can sell them off under ‘right to buy’. Another blunder.

He honestly seemed to say that he wanted to build more houses and then to sell them off. Eh? Smart fellow. You can kinda tell that he’s being advised by Kirstene Hair, can’t you?



I didn’t watch the debate… well, given I don’t have a tv, that’s hardly surprising, is it? But according to all I’ve seen on Twitter, Nicola Sturgeon came out on top by a long way …and Douglas Ross, who was pathetic and utterly out of his depth came out on the bottom, with the other three leaders somewhere in between.

It might have been embarrassing for Ross as leader to have the Right Honourable Noble and Gallant aristocrat do the debate for him… but not as embarrassing as making a mess of it himself.

scott k logie@scottklogie1

Watching Douglas Ross skelping Douglas Ross after being skelped by Sturgeon, Harvie, Sarwar and even Willie fkn Rennie is the reason why a Scotsman invented television. #STVLeadersDebate

James Kelly@JamesKelly

Interesting that Douglas Ross thinks it’s the death of Prince Philip that has made us consider what’s really important, as opposed to, say, a year-long pandemic. #stvdebate

Anyway, it will be interesting to hear if any of you watched it, what you thought of it.

In the meantime, it was a beautiful day here today in Fowlis Den.

What’s this fellow? The Den is covered in them as you can see from the other photographs.

While the weather has been largely marvellous these last few days, I was cutting the lawns the other day and this is what happened…


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There have been an unprecedented number of complaints about the BBC’s coverage of the death of Philip Mountbatten Windsor.

I don’t have a tv, but I’ve heard that coverage was 24/7 on all tv stations except the special children’s channel.

Even the Gaelic language station BBC Alba covered his death, non-stop.

I occasionally listen (not often these days) to BBC radio, but because I was sick of the non-stop news about how wonderful Britain was and how horrible the SNP and Scotland were, I pretty much gave up on it, and listened instead, although rarely to Radio 4 Extra on which there was no news, just repeats of programmes from the recent and not so recent past.

I switched on the other day to find that Radio 4 Extra had joined with Radio 4 to commemorate the life of Prince Philip. I immediately switched it off.

According to the Guardian, complaints about this have broken all records.

I wonder if the BBC will learn anything from this…

Within not 10-15 years there will be other elderly royals who will almost certainly die. Alexandra (84) is elderly as is Michael (78) and the Dukes of Kent (85) and Gloucester (76). The queen herself turns 95 this month.

Will the BBC learn that while no one suggests that they should not note and report these deaths (the people are, after all, well known), the non-stop coverage for days on end on all channels of the state broadcaster is going WAY over the top.

If independent television wishes to do that sort of thing, then that is between them and their advertisers and if the BBC wishes to dedicate one channel (that most of the population pays for) to non stop coverage of royal death, then maybe that is OK.

But honestly, if I paid a licence fee, I would expect to have at least a few channels of the state broadcaster which didn’t fall off the perch just becasue a royal has.

National Rail showed its respect to Philip, by making their website unreadable.

I’d be interested to hear what people think about this…. BBC and Rail… and/or anything else that has been disrupted by the death of a very elderly man that very few of us ever met or even gave a second thought to (except maybe to “tut” when yet another rude and inappropriate comment, that only he could get away with becasue no one had the nerve to challenge him, came to light).


Replying to @JimMFelton and @robdelaney

How can you even think of catching a train when a 99 year old man had died? For shame!

8:42 AM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter Web App


These jokes/cartoons are not intended to be offensive. Be aware that there is some swearing in a few of them.


Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said: “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”

“Wait a moment.” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”

‘Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance.

“That’s right,” Socrates continued. “Before you talk to me about Diogenes, let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

“No,” the man said. “Actually I just heard about it.”

“All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?”

“No, on the contrary.”

“So,” Socrates continued. “You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?”

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, “You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?”

“No, not really.”

“Well,” concluded Socrates. “If what you want to tell me is neither True, nor Good, nor even useful, why tell it to me, or anyone at all?” 

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was erm, “enjoying relations” with Socrates’ wife.



BEFORE the internet what did our parents do when they were bored? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.


7. It probably won’t surprise you to know that the government allegedly adjusted (rewrote) the findings of the inquiry about racism in the UK.
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Some of Edinburgh’s politically incorrect humour:

·      To a group of female Labour MPs at Buckingham Palace: “Ah, so this is feminist corner then.”

·      To Welsh singer Tom Jones. “What do you gargle with? Pebbles?”

·       To Cayman Islanders: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”

·      To Australian comedian Adam Hills, who had a prosthetic foot: “You could smuggle a bottle of gin out of the country in that artificial foot.”

·      To a disabled man on a mobility scooter: “How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?”

·      On the horsiness of his daughter, Princess Anne: “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.”



WHAT do you call a cat that chases outlaws?

A posse cat.



I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound – if I can remember any of the damn things. – Dorothy Parker



Thanks to John, Brenda, Lexie, Erik, Graham and T.


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1. O E I H NNow the other eye.
2. Taken by a friend of John’s (Hannah) in Iraqi Kurdistan.
3. Then taken again, just two weeks later.
4. Cow and calf at Barry, by Carnoustie.
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5. I’m pretty cute, huh?
6. Redmire Loch last week.
7. Munguin is despairing of the lawn… or what appears to pass as lawn.
8. Volcano and Northern lights in Iceland.
9. Tremosine.
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10. Is this how you do it?
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11. I’ll just grab 5 minutes’ shuteye before i have my lunch.
Queen's gamekeeper warned by RSPCA after owl found dead in trap
12. Douglas Ross said WHAT?
13. Timbuktu, Mali.
14. You’ll have to learn your lessons well if you want to work for Uncle Munguin!
15. Welcome burst of yellow close to the beach. Whin.
16. Mont Blanc.
17. Oh do get on with it, Tris.
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18. The public transport hereabouts isn’t as fast as it is some places, but it’s very comfortable and it always has a smile on its face…and a cuddle for a wee goat like me.
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19. I thought for a minute you weren’t going to include me… but I see you were keeping me for nearly last.
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20. I hope you enjoyed that. I’m just climbing a tree here, coz that’s the kinda thing we do. You humans are probably lazing around drinking coffee.

Thanks to John, Hannah and Dave A



Holiday interruption

Not gonna write it on the side of a bus… oooops, no, the bus has been firebombed.
I say, you chaps, take it on the chin, we’re British you know.
Ah, but it won’t. Or will it? Still, now that the Nationalists have started to fight back, maybe the BBC won’t be able to say…
Pretty sure they will have heard of it tonight.
I refer you to previous comment.
Doubtless he’s been shaking hands and taking it on the chin. Just like he did before. I wonder if he could get it twice?


None of the jokes in this article is intended to to cause offence.

1. I see the Tories have appropriated Easter. The idiot Mogg was tweeting with a lot of Alleujahs again, and this time it wasn’t the queen..
2. There, someone has managed to make it a little more Conservative and, erm, “nationalist” for them. We wouldn’t want anyone to think that Jesus wasn’t British, now would we?

Tom Hunt MP@tomhunt1988

The flying of the Union flag should be compulsory for all schools. If any pupils and teachers have concerns about this then surely they can be “educated” about what the flag actually represents. belongs to every single British person.

3. Yeah, great idea, Tom, mate. You gonna ram it down Northern Irish throats too? Because if you are, Munguin could offer you a few words of advice.

4. Just the people for the Tories!
8. See what I mean, Tom?
9. Ross on a tank. We shall fight them on the
10. … um, lawn and a dead plant.
11. Goodness me, DRoss, they have found your successor.
16. Ummm… did no one tell you that Her Nobleness isn’t the party leader any more.
17. “The saviour raised his cup and said…” “OK Chief: It’s a church.”
20. Well, she had to do something for all the money… besides, ya know…

Thanks to Brenda, Tom, John, Erik, et merci à Claudine.