AWWW PAIR WEE SCONE

BUT IT’S ALL RATHER MYSTERIOUS

Who’s the establishment, Nige? Royalty, House of Lords, English government. Anyone know?

Harry Haslam on Twitter points out:

“Reform party is a Limited Company which hasn’t filed accounts since 2021, when it was over 800k in debt.

“Might explain his banks actions.”

Richard Tice, the party leader has said Reform UK bank accounts were closed by Metro Bank in December 2021. But the organisation is still operating. Presumably they have found someone to bank with? British bank? Foreign bank? Tax Haven Bank?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Another Lefty Plot … this time not the judges, lawyers, Corbyn, Remoaners or the SNP… but by left wing workerati bankers? Eh???

Update:

So, a good day all round.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

BREX(sh)IT BENEFITS?

There has been a spill of raw sewage at one of En gland’s favourite holiday resorts and now E.coli has been detected on the beach at Blackpool and people have been advised to stay away from the beach.

Blackpool Council leader Lynn Williams called the situation “appalling” as the town prepares for the height of its tourist season.

“We’re just at the start of our summer season with some glorious weather and we’re faced with having to put out advisory notices telling people not to go into the sea because of the discharges of sewage,” she told BBC Radio.

However, a spokesman for water company United Utilities, which runs the site, blamed the situation on heavy downpours last week and said that the clean up was “95 per cent complete”.

Seems to me to blame problems like this on heavy downpours is rather weak, when everyone knows that a description of an English summer is “2 days of hot sunshine followed by a thunderstorm”. In short , they should have been prepared for this.

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THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME

I note that in Snarls’ birthday honours, Jackie Baillie was raised to the lower ranks of the aristocracy, joining SIR Starmer, and Lard ffoulkes, SIR Blair and a long list of others who can now sing “The working class can kiss my ass, as I’m as aristocrat at last” to the tune of “The Red Flag” (although that has now been replace with “God Save the Queen” at Labour conferences.

Socialists, huh?

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SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PARTY, MUCH

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AREN’T WE GENEROUS?

Thanks to Hetty for drawing our to my attention.

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BEN ELTON SUMS UP SUNAK

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BERCOW ON SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

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THE LAST LAUGH

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SOPPY SUNDAY

  1. Wow, we’re back in business and I’m on the door. I wonder if Munguin will fork out for the down time wages…

2. Nothing like a dance when you’re a happy little elephant.

3. Look how pearly white my gnashers are.

4. Hide, DonDon…Huntsman spider in Srem.

5. Help Dave out here… what’s this? The leaves are green when new, then turn purple…

6. Come in to my house. It’s good to see you back, Munguin. Tea, coffee, something stronger?

7. Bet that smells good.

8. Musk Beetle who joined our Srem mates for a drink the other night.

9 a and b. Where’s Dave?

10. Mum with septuplets. Hedgehog numbers are fast declining. If you see one of the road, please rescue it. Take it somewhere safe. They are great to have in the garden as they eat pests but they need a lot of space. They eat all sorts of stuff and they need water to drink. Don’t on any account put out milk for them. Only water.

11. The perfect day for a paddle.

12. You can’t change the past of an animal, but you can change his, or her, future.

13. Wow. Anyone know what this beauty is?

14. Only in Utah.

15. Well, they do it for children and deer, why not kittens?

16. Tortoise found wandering around Srem.

17. A nest with a view.

18. Impressive care service.

19. Family photo time.

20. That’s what I call Wisteria.

21. It’s the time of the year for family photographs.

22. I’m training for the Wol Olympics.

23. Are you my mummy?

24. More showing off of babies.

25. I’ve got my eye on you. I’ll be checking you as you leave to make sure you haven’t “acquired” any of Munguin’s second hand gold.

Thanks to Dave and Kay,

RANDOM THOUGHTS

OK, I’m no Labour supporter, most especially not under SIR ‘Let’s all sing God Save the King’ Starmer (what kind of socialist asks god to single out the king to be saved, in preference to an ordinary human?)

But, I have to say that what the NOBLE LORD suggests here (and I’m not sure I believe it all anyway) is not my worst nightmare.

If you can pay taxes at 16, I see no reason why you can’t vote at 16 to help decide who gets to levy these taxes.

Voter ID was (as SIR Jacob pointed out) a piece of vote gerrymandering designed to reduce the ability of younger and poorer people to vote, and completely unnecessary, given the miniscule amount of voter fraud in the UK. Fortunately it failed badly and bit the Tories on their backsides…even before SIR Jake spilled the beans on them.

Most countries have proportional representation of some sort. First Past the Post brings in strong majority governments on a minority of votes. In short they are not representative of the wishes of the people. In an example against my own party, in 2015 the SNP won 56 out of 59 seats in the UK/English parliament election on 49.97% of the vote.

Hardly fair. Half the voters voted for the SNP and they won 95% of the seats.

So the introduction of a proportional system would achieve what Mrs May told us was sacrosanct …”The Will of the British People(s)”.

The rest of his speech is hilarious as he appears to think that the Conservatives have become a left leaning social democratic party… while most of the rest of us see them as hard right wing verging on Fascist.

But once you have, by hook of by CROOK, achieved the elevated status of a Noble Lord, no matter how much it was contested by those overseeing the ennoblement process… and if you have the half million that it costs to waste on achieving that, I suppose you do see life a little differently from the rest of us.