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MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC 
Loved the hairy coo one. Being posted early ie on Sunday night I might even be first to comment!
Anyway in the past only the rich and famous got cosmetic procedures. Now everybody is getting botox and no-one raises an eyebrow…
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Boom Boom.
Any you get First Prize. Which may be a weekend in the Clyde Tunnel with DAME Baillie, or should we now call her Her Royal Highness Princess Baillie?
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Congrats to panda paws, on being first.
Apropos Pic 29, from “Thrie Vaiges” by Gordon Donaldson:
Orleans til Rouen
At Orleans, a hantle sodgers, French an Scots baith,
Gart an airmy rin awa. The vyces telt her whit ti dae.
At Reims, they crooned the dauphin king o France,
And a prood nation raised its heid aince mair.
At Rouen, they brocht her til the mercat-cross,
An brunt her for a wutch. Or a saunt.
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Aye, I see now how the fire extinguisher seems inappropriate.
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Wow DonDon. Powerful.
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Ha ha. Brilliant, some gems there. No.10, reminds me of a story recently about a guy, I think in Germany who was pissed off his family and friends were not paying enough attention to him. So he faked his own death, then when they had the funeral he turned up in a helicopter. Family seemed happy to see him, but lots folk commented on how he managed to fake his death anyway, and why he didn’t just have a wee chat with his family about how he was feeling rejected. On a similar theme, a few years ago, a guy in Ireland who did really die, but who recorded himself speaking from the grave, was actually quite funny.
I like the pic with the Highland coos not understanding the accent, moo, no wonder.
The mouse pizza one, those plastic mouse tables they use are a never ending cause for concern, what to do with them? Saw one ytube video of someone gluing them together to support small shelves, or as mini pegs to hang stuff from. Clever cloggs.
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Mice are so lovely. Their eyes so big and brown, looking straight at you. They don’t half get through a lot of food though!!!
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My Contribution to JFAL this week…..
1. I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show up.
I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.
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2. Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website.
I think I should start uploading my bills.
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3. When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favourite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
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4. My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
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5. Therapist: What brings you in today?
Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
Me: It comes in waves.
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6. People say that circumcision doesn’t hurt, but I disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for over a year.
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7. My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.
I just don’t see it.
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8. I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream.
I can’t wait to rub it in.
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9. A woman walks into a gun shop. “It’s for my husband,” she tells the owner.
“Did he tell you what calibre to get?” the owner asks.
“Are you joking? He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him!”
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10 . I read recipes the same way that I read science fiction…
I read to the end and say, ‘Well, that’s not going to happen.’
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That’s all folks…now going to get prepared for me Hols…off tomorrow…EARLY…
Have a great day and week peeps
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Those were great. Happy hols!
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Good laughs there, NMRN. Love No 9 in particular.
Bonnes Vacances. I hope the weather stays reasonable for you.
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NMRN……..Have fun! 🙂
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17 – no article required. Just have “Jacob Rees-Mogg” is enough.
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If he weren’t so tragic, he’d be funny, Marcia.
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