ROUND, LIKE A CIRCLE IN A SPIRAL, LIKE A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL…

I wonder if one day that you’ll say that you care, if you say you love me madly, I’ll gladly be there, like a puppet on a string.

Having at one point condemned Boris Johnson over party gate and called for him to consider his position, Douglas Ross changed his mind on the basis that while there was a war on, this was not the time to change prime minister.

Clearly, Douglas is not a great student of either current affairs, or indeed of history, otherwise he would have known, although there is, indeed, a war on, and it is in Europe, Britain isn’t actually fighting in this war. Like most other countries in Europe and the USA, Britain is helping, but no British troops are on the ground, fighting.

Unlike say,well, all of the examples in this article. Most notably and recently, Britain changed prime ministers in the First and Second World Wars, the Korean War, the Gulf War and the war in Afghanistan. In all of which, British Troops were involved.

Douglas Ross on the loose again. pic.twitter.com/k2OQcz83Kt

— William Eco Zealot independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 (@William04112496) May 23, 2022

You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round round round…

However, today, Douglas appears to have seen the error of the error of his ways (does that even make sense?).

Here’s Boris, at a work meeting. You can’t help thinking that if the NO 10 staff didn’t drink quite so much at their meetings, maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t be in so much of a thundering bloody mess.

So, having seen photographs of Boris at one of the parties he wasn’t at, or at least if he was at, that he didn’t know it was a party or that he was at it … and anyway, all the rules were followed (that’s what happens by the time your on your third bottle)… Douglas has made a statement.

So, are we back to this being a disgrace and sod the war?

He hasn’t been quite so bold as to call for him to go m(given that he probably wouldn’t, and then Douglas would probably be removed himself), but goodness me, he is a crosspatch.

Douglas Ross trying to decide what path to take pic.twitter.com/C3PDyamaal

— PmacB (@PMacBeath) May 23, 2022

So comforting to know that, in these hard times, when inflation is soaring, wages are static, electricity and petrol are unaffordable and there is a shortage of food, that we are in such capable hands.