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MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC 
1 – All gone to RAAC and ruin.
16 – how topical.
Very good selection this week.
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Love that RAAC and Ruin!
Glad you enjoyed.
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Excellent selection
I particularly liked 15 and 19. Is that a Soviet medal on Pugwash below the parrot pooh? Presumably earnt for spreading false propaganda
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Ah, well what with the Tory Party connection with Moscow, anything is possible. Well done though, to the parrot.
As for 19. I couldn’t agree more.
I can’t actually remember what he said he’d die in a ditch rather than… but whatever it was… I know a few good ditches… maybe not quite wide enough for him… but… we can always get someone in to take an extra yard or so out.
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The big flounder got awarded an honorary degree at the weekend.
That old adage, he lie is all around the world before the truth has its boots on.
Seems that the shapps and sunak statement that good old uk gas is cleaner than that foreign much is found to be a lie, who would have thought? the natural gas and LPG are just as polluting when burnt.
Their statement was related to the transportation route which ignored the liquification energy for tankers verses the gas pipe transfer.
We have purveyors of dis-information.
Seems the mordaunt’s constituency area has a rat and sewage discharge problem that she ignored.
The gove will be counting the gold.
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What’s his degree in? Mendacity?
Lord, they are deluded. British gas isn’t like other people’s gas…we can burn it with impunity.
Mordaunt make you laugh.
She’s such a stupid woman.
She wants to replace Sunak.
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1. I said to my wife, “When I die, I’d like to die having sex.”
She replied, “At least it’ll be quick!”
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2. My wife and I always fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper roll.
So our therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week.
You knowā¦ Roll reversal
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3. You really should try Archery with a blindfold on
You donāt know what youāre missing
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4. A pregnant woman who suddenly goes into labour shouts
āshouldnāt, wouldnāt, couldnāt , didnāt, canātā
The Doctor said āDonāt worry those are just ācontractions’ā
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5. It’s incredible how many French words are integrated in the English languageā¦
There’s ‘Hors D’oeuvres’ for starters!
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6. What do you call a podgy psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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7. The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
The first thing he’ll do is to assemble his cabinet.
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8. Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion.
They said he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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9. Husband walking with a book under his arm alongside his pregnant wife
Stranger āHow far along are youā ?
Husband ā Finished āa Dance with Dragonsā just waiting on GRR Martin to finish book 6ā
Wife to husband āShe wasnāt talking to youā
Husband to wife āBut you havenāt read the booksā
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10. Man spots a Cat sitting on a doorstep, facing the door, so obviously thinks the Cat is waiting to get in.
So the man walks up to the door. rings the bell , then walks away
When the man is on the street walking away from the houseā¦.he then hears ….
āOMG Maryā¦.the Cat has just rung the doorbell to get inā
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Brilliant as ever NMRN! And re atl, loved hairy coo and trickle down.
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Makes the trickle down theory simple to understand, huh?
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Excellent, NMRN.
Can’t find a favourite. š All good…
Well, the Four Chin Teller, maybe!
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OT but a MUST READ
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1700762784433131616.html
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What a comment on the english government.
I don’t have enough knowledge of religions to really comment but I say the english pm showed his religious belief in action in Bharat.
The old colonial word india for the country is considered an insult.
Anyway the english pm says he is a Hindu.
Hindus believe that all life is sacred, to be loved and revered, and therefore practice ahimsa, noninjury, in thought, word and deed.
How does that belief live with what is happening in westmonster.
The triple lock is under threat, benefits are said to be held at current levels for the next year.
Tax allowances are held for another 2 years.
Oh , bad dogs are to be banned!!!!
China is a challenge and not an enemy says badenough, same as the spy.
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Well everything except the working classes, and foreigners and particularly Scottish people.
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In fairness, most of the Tories have always been at pains to tell us that they are Christian, and Cameron told us that Britain was a Christian country (although how a piece of land can have a religion is beyond me).
But that doesn’t mean. and has never meant, that any of them behave in the way that the New Testament suggests is a Christian way.
So the fact that Sunak uses his religion to try to tell us he’s a good person, is only as ridiculous as Rees Mogg trying to prove that he’s a good person by going to Latin Mass every week, although he doesn’t understand a word of it.
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