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“If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to laugh about when you’re old.”

“HAS the abominable snowman phoned?”

“Not Yeti”

 To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.   Robert Orben

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6. ANTI GROWTH COLATION?

·      “The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened,” – Mark Twain.

·      “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg.

·      At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” – George Orwell.

·      At age 20, we worry what others think of us … at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.” – Ann Lander.

·      “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”  Sir Norman Wisdom.

·      “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzon.

·      “I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?” –  Barry Cryer.

·      “Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”  – Maurice Chevalier.

·      “Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does.” J Norman Cole.

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Two mates are walking home along the railway track after a night in the pub.

“This is a very long staircase.”

“Yes. And the handrail is so low.”

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13. But where do you sell the antibiotics?

Waldorf and Statler capture the feeling of the week that was.
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— John O’Brennan 🇺🇦 (@JohnOBrennan2) October 16, 2022

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Many Munguin thanks to TM, John, Graham, Erik, Hetty, AndiMac and Dave.