JUST FOR A LAUGH

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14. Fair enough. When do we start getting the £500 billion?

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20. Oh Sh*t. It was today.
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24. Strangely, an otter in French is une loutre. A looter, however is un pilleur.
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28. Ail, Ail, Ail
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30. To the cyclists who jump the traffic lights and ride without lamps, please carry your organ donor card.

With thanks to AndiMac, Derek, Brenda and T M.

18 thoughts on “JUST FOR A LAUGH”

  1. Lol ha ha ha, thanks Tris and all. Some terrifying ones there too, Truss, Thatcher, nightmare inducing. Cyclists, that should apply to those who don’t wear helmets, and I see far too many happily going along at great speed as if they have invisible helmets on, great poster there. I had a friend many years ago whose brother was a delivery cyclist in London, they had to escape the hell that was Northern Ireland back then, and he had to wear a name tag in the likely event he’d be run over and killed, it was so common for cyclists and motor cyclists. Awful.

    I find Garlic much easier to understand than Gaelic lol. Western education needs some tweaking to move into the 21st century, otherwise it’s scarrry.

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  2. Some corkers there. Un pilleur must have given us pillage. Those foreigners coming over here and giving us their words. Also NMRN did a very funny piece in SS – worth going to look if you haven’t seen it.

    Seen elsewhere

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    1. Oh , look there’s a squirrel redwood.

      As far as I’m aware the river is only used by farmers for crops and it’s not part of the water supply. Anybody know?

      What about the NO fighter aircraft flying as there’s a problem with ejector seats not working.
      The F35cs are under engine maintenance after the cruise to the Chinese area.
      No frigates with working engines in hot weather.

      No actual government.

      Aye redwood for brains in redwood.

      And so much more that he has to find that Fife has a river that’s low, the main thing for us is that the media actually give him space.

      Just reading the Richard Murphy blog on his version of a plan to sort out the energy problem, basically the lowest paid should have their energy cost limited initially to 7% of their income, he suspects that at present over 60% will be in energy poverty by next month is some way.

      Today it has been calculated that 50% of the gas burn for electricity generation by gas turbine is from Scottish waters.

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      1. Deadwood Redwood or Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau as he is afflictionally known in Cymru pretty much knows the square root of sod all about almost everything.

        There are very few rivers in Fife. Both the Tay and Forth are tidal fairly far up and so can’t be used by farmers. I’m not sure if he wanted the government to dig rivers out and find springs to feed them.

        You can add to that list of failures, the tanks that make their occupants vomit for some reason.

        Still we have the nukes, if President Biden gives us permission and firing codes to use them.

        I wonder when Britain and England will have a government again.

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      2. Aye, it’s the Eden in Fife, Dave. SEPA were responsible for limiting abstraction from it by farmers (for non-domestic purposes, obviously) because of low river levels.

        In other words, it had nothing whatsoever to do with Scottish Water (which supplies households), and therefore nothing whatsoever to do with Scottish Water being nationalized or not.

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  3. Picture 28 – Where’s Priti Patel? Margaret Thatcher was small-minded and economically illiterate. Liz Truss missed her vocation as the back end of a pantomine cow. But Priti Patel, as she sat and said that Britain should be proud of its efforts to evacuate people from Afghanistan a year ago, is genuinely evil.
    Other than this one omission, I laughed out loud at today’s laughs. Congratulations.

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    1. I think when Patel applied they said that she was far too evil for a children’s book and should not be seen by anyone at all, till after the watershed.

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    2. Edward Hardy
      @EdwardTHardy
      The son of a Conservative donor who hosted Boris Johnson’s wedding party has received an £11.2 million UK government grant to build hydrogen buses

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      1. Was he anything to do with the company (since gone bust) that built the retro-routemasters for London when some f****n’ buffoon was the mayor?

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