Ladies, Gentlemen and Munguin, this is Lee Anderson, perhaps best known for his rather dodgy setting up of friendly interviewees. But, the best laid plans of mice and Tories gang aft a-glay and sometimes fall flat on their dishonest butts… and, in this case, Lee’s mate, wanting to cherish his 5 minutes of fame on the telly, couldn’t help going just that bit too far with his enthusiastic support for old Lee’s nasty plan.
Now let’s upmarket the accent and use the language of the Vatican City quaeritur aliquis paulo plus educationem ad suam sententiam… Oh wait, he doesn’t actually KNOW any Latin. He just pretends to.
Well, back to the vernacular. Let’s get Jake’s opinion on BoJo’s crap…
You see… It’s all very simple, um, I think. Eh?
Ahhhh, Union Jack Boots comes out the the old Captain Mainwaring “There’s a war on”, as if we were waiting for the bombs to start falling on Edinburgh town centre.
And of course,when Johnson says he’s sorry, obviously he means it very sincerely, doesn’t he? Well…. doesn’t he?
And he doesn’t just lie about @partygate’. There’s this.
He just can’t help himself. His life has been a tissue of lies and deceit. I wonder when he will apologise for misleading parliament about employment?
And then maybe he could apologise for this. As Jo Maugham said: “No conceivable downside, only upside.”*
*Except for slowest growth, horrific energy bills, highest inflation, and rising unemployment.
He might too, have mentioned the empty shelves as food imported across La Manche is getting stuck elsewhere because, well, despite wanting to take back control, the incompetent Brit government appears to have made no plans to actually do it. No infrastructure, insufficient staff, not enough training and not enough information for companies… and lorry drivers who might be bringing stuff here aren’t because, to be honest, who wants, after having made the delivery, to be returning to somewhere better with their truck and sitting on a motorway for 12-15 hours with no food and no toilet facilities.
As one prominent Brexiteer (Dr Charles Tannock) said: Brexit was never going to generate any UK economic dividend. I predicted that confidently in 2015 and everything subsequently negative I argued, has unfolded precisely as we Remainers thought, sadly.
And still, Jake uses his plummy tones to tell us …
I like India and I have some dear Indian friends, but I’m dubious about this close relationship with the country at the moment, particularly given their support for Putin and Russia.
And I think I would much rather stick with EU standards.
MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC 
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I’m with Timberland and One Republic – at least the song title!
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It has Republic in it! 🙂
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We have reached the point whereby
Even if the Tory’s break the law in
Your face.
They are going to continue on regardless.
To ask them in all decency to desist is pointless…
At long last I’ve had enough if there
Is another referendum I will vote yes.
Maybe 🤔 it will all f??k up but may as well give a try .
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Yep, Niko. It’s the only way to get rid of them.
Happy to welcome you.
Let’s get independence and rejoin the EU.
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Another apologist.
Mr Brown , the CEO of Avro energy.
He apologises for taking a £830,000 loan from the company and won’t say what it was for.
Video is, Minister decapitates Chav Ceo
UK parliament focus.
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£830,000 is a big loan.
If he won’t say what it was for, we will have to make guess…
Drink? Drugs? Women? Men?
Will he pay it back?
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No payback, the company has gone.
His father was the treasurer of the holding company.
You and I will be paying this money from our increased daily charge on our energy accounts, you know over the next 4 years.
He’s still getting paid as well as a consultant to ofgen on the company’s trading failure.
New game in the mother of parliaments, kick the can.
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I just hope we are paying for something useful…
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BREAKING: Senior Tory Steve Baker calls on Boris Johnson to quit. 💥
“I’m sorry, that for not obeying the letter and the spirit…. the Prime Minister now should be long gone. I’ll certainly vote for this motion but he should just know that the gig’s up”.
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I listened to the horrible Johnson as he spoke in the House of Commons earlier this week. My understanding of what he actually said was that he was sorry he was given a fine. He was sorry if he inadvertedly broke his own rules. He at no point said that he knowingly broke his own rules. ( I suppose from his point of view he did not think those rules applied to him and his team at No 10 so how could he break them.) He was sorry that the police took a different view from him of whether rules were broken or not: he was of the opinion that he did not break the rules but the police thought he did. It is just a difference of opinion in Johnson’s view.
Words cannot express what a lowlife that creature is.
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Aye, that sums him up.
Through home life, school, university and all his employments, Johnson has never thought that the rules which applied to other people did so for him.
His House Master at Eton, one of the most privileged schools in the world, used as he was to dealing with children of the extremely rich and exalted, including royalty, felt compelled to write to his parents pointing out that he was cocky beyond even that cocky place.
In every situation personal or professional, he has lied and cheated and more of less got away with it.
He is, indeed, lowlife.
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Ouch. He is embarrassing!
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Ian Blackford just called Johnson a liar in the Commons, without being sanctioned by the Speaker.
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Only a Liar 🤥??
That’s cos Ian was being generous
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I’m not angry at the Tory’s I’m beyond anger.
Exhausted yes but with a quiet determination to choose a different path and put them in my rear view mirror . Slowly fading into the distance … FOREVER
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Well, if things go on the way they are, it looks like Johnson is finally going to get his comeuppance after 55+ years of lying and cheating at every turn.
The problem is which member of his idiot cabinet could possibly replace him.
They are, I think, without exception, incompetent and stupid … and the ones at the top… Raab his deputy (thick as **** and farther right that Atilla), Patel, Home Secretary (incompetent and probably even more right wing than Raab), Rishi the Billionaire American Chancellor with a criminal record (says it all) and the geographically challenged cheese saleswoman, Dimbo Truss.
Jings, what a choice.
I wonder if the wee worm Gove thinks he’s finally in with a chance. I fear he turns too many stomachs.
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He was pushing his luck with that Speaker in the chair. He’s been made to leave for saying it before, but, to be fair, as the debate was about how much of a liar Boris Johnson is, it’s hard to imagine that they could have got through the entire thing without mentioning that he’s a liar.
🙂
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Like white smoke from the lum at the Vatican Baker’s turning on Johnson is similar, it heralds a new leader. Interesting who they can settle on, without open conflict within the party. Johnson was thinking of postponing/ delaying his India trip, possibly for the reasons behind Baker’s change of heart. Wasn’t Thatcher also out of the country when she was”hatcheted”?
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Yes, the Iron Wifie was in Paris, I seem to recall when they were “stabbing me in the back” and she started to rust, thereafter.
I’d love to know what Munguinites think about who should succeed.
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It would be good to hear what the other Munguinites think. Candidates will be selected from those that only smell of soap, no skeletons. Qualities of dimness will not exclude any. Being expendable will probably move them up the rankings, in case will need somebody to blame for the mess that is blotting the light from the end of this brexit tunnel.
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Are there any that don;t have skeletons in numerous cupboards?
Just as well dimness doesn’t doesn’t automatically disqualify them, otherwise, who would you be left with?
When Brexit keeps on going downhill, they will need someone to stab… but they have shown time and again, they don;t care who they stab.
Old Maggie got it right in the back!
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Thanks, Jake.
Wow.
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Hardly a stellar field, but Tugendhat would not have immediately come to mind, far less at 8-1 second favourite. As for Truss at 6-1, still long odds. But as well seem to agree, who else is there bar this bunch of clapped out candidates for the glue factory, to maintain the horse race analogy.
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I would have chosen a different adjective to describe the “field” John, although your final paragraph is certainly apt. On a personal level, I hope the L.B.J will stay in position, simply because he is such an asset to our forthcoming independence campaign. although I think for him the end, politically, is in sight. As to his replacement, who cares. All equally disgusting individuals, evil, stupid people, with no empathy for real people. My big worry is that if we don’t vote for independence next year, we are condemning future generations of Scots to an absolutely dreadful future.
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Well said, Alex.
I think Johnson has been an asset to the independence movement.
Even those who are unsure (Niko) cannot tolerate the idea of a future under people like the current Tory government.
But being replaced bt another idiot won’t be bad for us.
If anything possibly it will make it better.
Johnson is a lazy man, who invariably makes a mess of stuff because he hasn’t bothered to find out the facts… and in any case he is a born liar.
But no one could deny that he is charismatic (if you like that sort of thing).
The rest of the field are just hard right wing thickos with the appeal of sour milk.
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Happening already, Alex. My grand-daughter – borin South Afruca to second generation Scots (with eight native-born Scottish grandpaperents) is entitled to a Great British ‘blue’ passport but has no right of residence, unlike her parents (both medics and much needed). They are moving to senior hospital jobs in England but having to jump through all kinds of Foreign Office hoops so Erin can come too. Scottish independence and they all would have Scottish passports so nae problem.
My grandson Fergus was born in London (again to foreign born parents and now blue passport specials) but he’s all clear, unlike his first cousin. Logic?
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You’re looking for logic in the UK Home Office?
I hope you have a lot of patience, John!
🙂
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I was appalled to see Wallace in there.
His open resentment for allowing his English army to help out the Scottish government with vaccinations was really quite amazing.
Clearly the man doesn’t care for our government.
I think, by the way, you were being a bit insulting to horses there…
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