Month: January 2026

RANDOM THOUGHTS

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I AGREE WITH REFORM…

So hop to it, Dickie. Make them all resign and stand again

And then there is this….

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CLB9G5Mvs

Presumably by including them in your limited company.

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Explain this, Zia

Oh dear, and yet they are members of your company…

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Yet the Noble Princess Bail-lie has nothing good to say about the Scottish Health Service

I’m guessing this was from 2023… As far as I know nothing much has changed and NHS England are still having strikes.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS

Does Reform Ltd, stand with ICE?

We need to know. We really don’t want a secret police patrolling our streets murdering people at will, and then calling them terrorists when they very clearly are not.

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And another defector defects

I have to say I have wondered how long it would be before this horror appeared at Farage’s side. I was going to write more but I saw this account from Greg Stuart on Facebook and thought that he said it far better than I would have:

“Another day, another Tory jumps ship. This time it is Suella, aka ‘Cruella’ Braverman, a politician whose time as Home Secretary will be remembered less for competence and more for chaos, cruelty and a permanently sour disposition.

“This is the same Suella Braverman who treated international law as an inconvenience, stoked culture wars for personal advancement, picked fights with the judiciary and the police, and seemed far more interested in headlines than actually governing. A Home Secretary who confused toughness with recklessness and leadership with petulance. She will feel perfectly at home among birds of a feather.

“Her fall from grace was not some noble act of principle. It was the inevitable consequence of bad judgement, bad temperament and even worse decision making. Ministers are meant to steady the ship, not drill holes in the hull and shout about sovereignty while it sinks.

“Now she resurfaces on a Reform UK stage talking about her love of Britain. Forgive the scepticism. If this is love, it looks an awful lot like self preservation wrapped in a flag.

“And so Reform continues to look less like a political movement and more like a cemetery of political relics. A gathering place for those rejected by the electorate, discarded by their own parties, and convinced the problem was never them, just everyone else.

“Another Tory defection. Another reminder that failure rarely disappears. It simply rebrands itself. And that is exactly what Reform UK Ltd is. A rebrand of an already sunken ship.”

Then there is THIS

Yep, your latest MP was responsible….

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… IMAGE? DAMAGED?

So who’s next? Patel? Dross? Lord Union Jack Boots? Lizzy “why me” Truss?ho is next? Patel? Liz the Lettuce? DRoss? Lord Union Jackboots?

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So it seems that he got rid of an amendment

“Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances”. First Amendment, US Constitution.

 So it appears, because this man indicated that if you call ICE agents ‘gestapo’ or ‘kidnappers’…. you can be shot 10 times in the face in a gangland execution.

You couldn’t pay me to go to America now. And I think all people should think very carefully before visiting.

I’m wondering if countries shouldn’t be thinking carefully about competing in matches in the World Cup that take place in the USA. What safety can they guarantee for people? What if someone criticises Bone Spurs or Eyeliner man, or makes a joke about Johnson being on Grindr?

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But maybe I won’t be able to be in Britain either…

And remember, Trump turned his Stasi on states that largely voted Democrat. If Farage did the same, it would likely be Wales and Scotland that were targeted.

Bye bye civilisation.

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Free busses in Queensland, at least for cuties…

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JUST FOR A LAUGH

Needless to say, Tris is stumped.

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6. And anyone who serves as his VP is what exactly, JD?

7. Lies are compulsory.

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10. Munguin says, “Get your smelling orange hands off me, and get out of Antarctica, you ignorant weirdo.”

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14. It appears that Gullis has quit as Mayor of someplace in England.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the optician for an eye exam. The optician pointed to a board with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read this?!” the Polish man replies, “I work with this guy!”

What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but isn’t a dad?
……….A Faux Pa.

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
……….Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
……….I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.
……….I told them, “Just you wait!”

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
……….Ten tickles.

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20. He really is very convincing.

Munguin’s thanks to AndiMac, Jacques, Hetty and Gerry.

SOPPY SUNDAY

Munguin sometimes lets the dorangutans mix with the paying customers.

2. Anyone fancy a bite of my apple? It’s a £. My name’s Nigel Fatcat.

3. Me and my bro.

4. If you have anything spare in your larder, don’t forget me, Munguin. I’m Fred the Fox.

5. So I got a mail from Stewart.

Dear Tris, I was wondering if you might like to pitch a new idea to his excellency Munguin regarding his beautiful garden and Soppy Sunday. Why doesn’t he open the garden in the evening and night? He might attract something rare like our regular visitor (pictures attached). We have recently purchased a trail camera so have pictures of a variety of nocturnal animals that I can submit if he would like. Kindest regards, Stewart.

Of course, my phone/camera is completely useless for that sort of thing, but Munguin would love to get pics like these, Stewart, and Munguin sees it as a way of making more money. The dorangutans will, I suppose, want a bonus for working nights…

6. I’m very partial to sweet corn, if you are bird feeding. Bread isn’t very good for me…just putting it out there.

7. Follow me, down this way to where the human pen is… We keep them away from other animals because they tend to be loud and argumentative and troublesome. Munguin doesn’t have a lot of time for them.

8. Welcome to the posh part of the grounds. Here you will find the more refined features of your tour… that is so say, absolutely no humans.

9. I’ve been fishing.

10. The Mouse Gym is over here. As you can see Micky is doing pull-ups ahile Micky watches. Yes, it does get a bit confusing.

11. No Trump, you Thicky Thicky Dumb Dumb. It’s not a block of ice.

12. Could you lot do your tour quietly, please? Some of us were having a nap. Thank you for your attention to this matter…

13. I’m in training to be a shepherd. Anyone know where there are any sheep?

14. What did you want, Dog?

15. If I’m working nights, I’ll want a grown up with me to make sure I’m safe from bad peoples.

Thanks to Stewart.