1. Even I got this one.

2. Close the border. Far too many ghastly immigrunts from Dubai.

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4. Good win, Greens; Bad loser, Goodwin!

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11. Yep, that family voting just has to stop…and quite apart from the “mine and mum’s” mess, what is “refitm”?

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13. Um, yeah… One of these, or something like that… anyway, must be off.

14. But, Lucy, old thing, if they COULD, why didn’t they?

15. Oh dear, that IS bad damage. Does he share a makeup artiste with Commander in Chief Bone Spurs? And the even sadder thing is that, with all the airspace around Dubai closed down, where will they get more botox and eye liner?

16. Yes, we’re sorry about that too. Most in-conveniencing!

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Thanks to AndiMac, Sidney and Bongo