I mean it’s a dreadful thing to happen, but…

Just a wee word though: you could have got the train.

Just a wee word though: you could have got the train.

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2. This was trump’s predictable reaction to Mr Springsteen’s new hit record “The Streets of Minneapolis!” While Melania’s film plays to empty cinemas all over, Bruce can still sell a stadium, and this song became the number-one trending song in the United States on YouTube on the day of its release, attracting over 2.5 million views by the end of the day, and held the number-one spot on the i-tunes Top Songs chart in 19 countries (including the United States,Italy, Australia and Switzerland) just two days after its January 28, 2026 release, along with appearances in the Top 10 in additional territories. And if that last line was a threat, maybe it was even more stupid than your normal behavior…

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4. You wonder sometimes if Felon Bone Spurs is aware of American history.

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9. It’s not really a joke… except it is.

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Thanks to Andi, Bongo and Sidney

I brought along a mid morning snack for you.

2. You like my cat?

3. I wonder if I can join that gang too. It looks fun.

4. You’re a bit early Daff.

5. They say the early bird catches the worm, but I’m not sure I like worms.
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Not sure if I’ll be able to eat all this!

b. I thought I heard someone coming… I’m only joking, whoever you are, I CAN eat it all.

c. Nice, he left some for us.

d. These are nice big ones. I’ll take a few for after…

e. This is how close they get. As Stewart says literally on our window sill by the kitchen sink. They have been known to look in and swish their tails if the nuts have run out as if saying, “factotum – you are behind on your duties!” Munguin is nodding in agreement. We shouldn’t have to wait for food.
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7. I want a manicure or is it an elephanticure?

8. I spy with my little eye… something beginning with M.

9. I’m a tree in Oregon. Keeping a knot out for ICE. I could afford to let a few branches fall on their heads.

10. I bet you can’t tell what is me and what is snow.

11. Me and the Mrs standing at the French Windows of out high rise. (You can do that when you can fly.)

12. Look at the sunset, sweetheart. Time for cuddles later.

13. What a lovely story. Thanks to Quokka.

14. I’m very rare… so very precious.

15. “That’s me on nights again. Is it time and a half, or does Munguin bring me bananas for a snack? ” … “Don’t be a silly dorangutan. It will be Tris who brings your snack. Munguin doesn’t do nights.”
Thanks to Patrick and Quokka.