SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A LAFF.

That’s pretty cool. I think I’ll have SCTOLNAD on my neck. Whatcha think?

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I’ve heard that there is a threat for Fluffy and Colonel Bake Lady to join Loathsom, McVile and Morbidity in resigning tomorrow unless everyone in the UK, including Arlene Forsterland, is treated the same way (obviously excepting the mediaeval abortion and same-sex marriage laws, social security, Olympic Team membership and, strangely, dog licences).

As no one would miss any of them, I see no great problem.

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!!!telt
Telt!
!!!Toast
Do you think they were trying to tell her she was toast?
!airport
So, why is it going ahead? Maybe it’s because she’s no longer a local resident and the noise and congestion won’t matter a fig to her? Still, now we know where Colonel Cake-Mix gets her ability to turn on a sixpence. 
!cartoon
It’s not just England that has a loopy government. (Thanks BJS Alba).
!cartoons2
See…
ddd
But what the hell. I’ll be safe as houses anyway because I have royal protection. Pity about you lot. Morons.
dc
Lost on the playing fields of Eton… along with the pig’s head.
!gordon
I’d nearly forgotten that…  
fraud
Well, she’ll be an expert then…
!toylies
Honest? From the Tories? Oh, come on…
health
Bloody experts again. Knowing stuff, not just trusting to Tory instinct. Honestly, what is the world coming to?