GLOBAL BRITAIN (the pantomime)

PRESENTS THE MOST EXPENSIVE EVER PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE BORIS JOHNSON FOR KING PARTY

Why is this man wearing a meringue on his head? 🙄 pic.twitter.com/G2skxWBDl9

— Stephen 🔶🎪 🇪🇺#FilthyPieceOfToeRag (@TheStephenRalph) October 14, 2019

The panto begins 

But who’s playing Cinderella?

The Queen leaves Buckingham Palace in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach with the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall, to attend the State Opening of Parliament

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— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) October 14, 2019

She’s gonna be late for her big number.

That’s how to deal with those Extinction Rebels, chaps, what what!

Which one is the handsome prince? Oh, OK, they couldn’t get that bloke from Denmark, so there isn’t one. OK, we’ll just have to make do with Charlie Big Ears.

They need that many to guard two old women and one old man?

Seem to be really fond of red in England? Or is it just this season’s colour?

Can one just polish one’s shoes when one is dine there?

The gentlemen of the chorus are a bit overdressed.

Oh dear lord, give me strength. No wonder he was replaced by a man called Richard Braine. No, seriously, I kid you not! 

If looks could kill, Johnson would be in the Tower for making a complete fool of Liz for the second time in as many weeks.