GLOBAL BRITAIN (the pantomime)

PRESENTS THE MOST EXPENSIVE EVER PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE BORIS JOHNSON FOR KING PARTY

The panto begins 

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But who’s playing Cinderella?

She’s gonna be late for her big number.

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That’s how to deal with those Extinction Rebels, chaps, what what!
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Which one is the handsome prince? Oh, OK, they couldn’t get that bloke from Denmark, so there isn’t one. OK, we’ll just have to make do with Charlie Big Ears.
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They need that many to guard two old women and one old man?
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Seem to be really fond of red in England? Or is it just this season’s colour?
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Can one just polish one’s shoes when one is dine there?
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The gentlemen of the chorus are a bit overdressed.
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Oh dear lord, give me strength. No wonder he was replaced by a man called Richard Braine. No, seriously, I kid you not! 
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If looks could kill, Johnson would be in the Tower for making a complete fool of Liz for the second time in as many weeks.