
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THREATENING OUR PLACE IN THE SINGLE MARKET
Remain’s tactics are now clear.
1. Urge the EU to hang tough
2. Oppose whatever deal is struck
3. Vote to suspend Article 50
4. Legislate for a second referendum with loaded rules
5. Harass Leave donors so that they don’t get involved again
A very British coup, wouldn’t you say?
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James Melville @JamesMelville
James Melville Retweeted Daniel Hannan
Brexiter tactics are now clear.
1. Have no workable plan for Brexit
2. Blame the EU
3. Blame Remainers
4. Cause economic catastrophe in the UK
5. Blame the EU
6. Blame Remainers
7. Destroy the Good Friday Agreement in Northern Ireland
8. Blame the EU
9. Blame Remainers.
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We apologise for the late arrival of Chris Grayling on stage at Tory party conference….
#CPC18
Chris Grayling, the English Minister for Late Trains and No Ideas About Borders, was more reliable than his transport this morning. He arrived only 6 minutes late for his speech at the Tory Party Mass Suicide, or Conference or whatever it’s called.
Some wisecrack commented… “this is because of a shortage of laughing stock in London”.
Another suggested a replacement bus service might be running…
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Not so sure about “Crack on”. This lot seem more likely to be “On Crack”!
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Straight talking from @RuthDavidsonMSP. Backing @theresa_may to get a Brexit Deal, saying no to second referendums and focussing on the issues that really matter to people in Scotland @ScotTories
As someone pointed out: “straight talking? yeah, talking straight out of her arse”.
She said that we wouldn’t be allowed to have a referendum on independence for 10 years, despite having lied to us about almost everything the last time around. That’ll be the Tories with 25% of the seats in parliament and around a third of the MPs in the English place telling us what we can and can’t have.
Good luck with that, mate, especially when our properties have lost a third of their value, we don’t have any staff for hospitals or farms and we are queuing up for gruel, thanks to your half-baked policies.
In any case, how on god’s green earth would that fool know what issues really matter to the ordinary people of Scotland anyway?
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