RANDOM THOUGHTS One knows Trump said he wasn’t coming, Pheeleep. After all, one has done one’s best to ensure that one leads a “sheet-hole” country, but best to keep safe than sorry. So, if we see anything orange we make for the helicopter, right? It will either be him or that dreadful Arlene person. Either way, being at Windsor will be preferable, even with all these beggars. Erm… sometimes you have to wonder if the flash limos and hundreds of servants are worth the anguish of working under President Pinhead. Arise, Sir Pledge. Oh and please take £115,000 a year to run your post-prime ministerial office, even if you were never the prime minister. And the Queen may not have seen fit to honour the fire, police and ambulance people, the porters, doctors, nurses and all others involved, but seriously, ask yourselves who the public value more. And remember, their baubles mean absolutely NOTHING. Eugh… how revolting, in every way. Ah, the worst pensions in the world are only safe with the broad shoulders of our beloved benighted kingdom! Just as well we stayed, isn’t it? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jeremy Corbyn. You’re not half a disappointment. Do you know anything about anything? You might think that that was odd, but then, when you consider the other daft stuff the UK has pulled, it all seems quite logical. Ooops, Philip. Bit of an old gaff there. The closure of hundreds of branches of RBS in England, Scotland and Wales seems to have evoked very little interest in the House of Commons. Ah, the good old democracy of the Benighted Kingdom.