Munguin, on hearing of the national disaster that is the silencing of Big Ben for FOUR years, by these dreadful Health and Safety people from the EU, who appear to be worried about deafness in working people (tish tosh), decided that to cheer himself up, it was time that he, like Theresa May, did something plain bad…
Now if his biographer asks him to recount a time when he was really naughty, he will be able to do so without a word of a lie.
So off to the country and to fields of corn, whereupon he ran through the crop, causing the farmers to be very displeased.
Obviously, there are no photographs of him actually doing this as that would count as evidence and he would hate the Fuzz to come knocking at his door. But you can take my word for it. Devastation was caused.
Eat yer heart out Tessy!