Munguin meet up

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A few months ago, Abu,  our man in Malaysia, wrote a post for Munguin’s Republic, and in the follow-up comments, he mentioned that he would be coming to Scotland this year.

Well, he will be here next week and he would like to meet as many Munguinistas and Indepententistas as possible while he is here. He will be staying in Perth.

Of course, we know that not everyone will be able to make it. Perth is a long way from some parts of Scotland, but it would be grand if as many of you as can make it along for at least a short while.

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Munguin himself will grace the gathering with his presence!

Here’s his mail, giving details.

Perth Meet Up

Dear All,

 

I will be in Perth for the week and I hope to meet most, if not all, Munguin’s most loyal followers. I hope to meet others, who may not be Munguin’s follower (which is unfortunate) but supporters of the same cause.

Most excited to be in Scotland and meet all you.

ABU

When

Fri Jun 22, 2018 18:30 – 21.00

Where

Cherrybank Inn, 210 Glasgow Rd, Perth PH2 0NA, UK (map)

 

Abu and Munguin, not to forget Tris, would very much like to meet you.

It would be helpful if you could let Abu know (on here) if you will be able to pop in.

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Some Random Pictures

Because things have been hectic for us today… Sorry!

 

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This is Bertie the Blackbird, who is fond of sultanas but turns up his beak at currents! Go figure how fussy some of my animals are.
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He’s not averse to the odd worm though.
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Part of a friend’s garden.
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Getting overgrown at Munguin Towers. Good for hiding in though…
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Munguin likes to oversee the gardening, usually in conversation with Lord Buddha Voldermort whose company he seems to prefer to mine… Odd animal.  BTW someone could do with a bath!
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Sometimes he chats with his tortoise instead…
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Or even climbs a tree…
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But mainly he sits on his fat lazy butt in the sun, while someone fetches and carries for him.
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This fella is a random dog we met outside the best chip shop in Dundee, Glenns in King Street, Broughty Ferry. Even if they weren’t staunch independentistas (which they are), the food would still be pretty fantastic.
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This is  Albus Fumblepaws. As Jim points out, there can be little doubt about which country he comes from.
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Albie for short..well, come on, who’s gonna shout ALBUS FUMBLEPAWS across the park?

Finally, BJSAlba sent me this link today. It’s absolutely hilarious. Well worth a read, but not while you are drinking tea!

 

AND HERE IS THE NEWS: TODAY SOMEONE RETURNED A VERY OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK…AND THERE’S A SQUIRREL…LOOK!

The other day there was a small demonstration on London’s river, the Thames. It involved a few middle-aged men and some dead fish. It seemed to get quite a bit of coverage in the media (including our own humble pages). Possibly because it involved Jacob Rees Mogg (the next UK prime minister, they say), Nigel Farage, the arch publicist, and much more interesting, the aforementioned dead fish.

Today there was a massive demonstration in Edinburgh involving thousands of protesters who joined arms around our parliament in a symbolic gesture telling the UK parliament to keep its hands off our powers.

I mean, we can be pretty certain that Westminster’s objectives in repatriating powers to THEIR parliament instead of OURS is NOT IN ANY WAY destined to be for the good of the Scottish people.

As if!

So thousands of people turned up and they joined hands and encircled our parliament, as you can see from photographs to be found all over the net.

As far as I can make out, however, the BBC didn’t bother mentioning it on the grown-up national news, and even BBC Shortbread had it so far down the pecking order it went almost unnoticed.

Indeed, according to the BBC… “news” under Scotland, a library book returned after 36 years, was considered to be more important. now Munguin’s Republic encourages people to return Library books timeously… or even late… (and we’re sure that will get Conan’s backing too) but come on… Thousands of people protesting at parliament in the capital and one library book!

So, if you aren’t internet savvy and you don’t live in fairly close proximity to parliament in the capital, you ain’t gonna know that it happened.

Well, of course, unless you live abroad… because the Chinese were there

 

The BBC seems determined not to report any news that is good for Scotland and in particular the independence movement, but you can bet that if only 4 people had turned up, Misreporting Scotland would have been over it like a particularly nasty rash.

I don’t know if they think they are doing Westminster a favour; I don’t know if they think there is a collection of Damehoods, Knighthoods and Peerages to be gained if they manage to keep news from us, but I tell you this, as a long-term strategy, this kinda thing rarely works.

You’ll be rumbled, BBC.

Anyway, Munguin wishes he’d been there (if only to take tea with Nicola afterwards) but to all the great folk who WERE there (and I know some Munguinites were), we say thank you for going and playing your part in telling London where to get off.

Let’s make “so called” Reporting Scotland an essential epithet.

A PERSONAL COMPLAINT

I’m not sure I’ve ever used the blog for this before, but I’m fizzing, so bear with me, please!

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I was looking for a small chair for my meagre appointments in the attics at Munguin’s mansion when I spied the above fella online, and thought that it looked a pretty fair match for the room and other furniture therein.

So I tried to buy it. However, Dumhelm Mill’s website wouldn’t accept my address. (It seems to have to have a letter after your number, and “top left” just won’t do.) So, after a visit to the store, which proved fruitless, I phoned the company and asked if I could order it by phone.

I could!

And I did!

It was due to arrive by carrier (ArrowXL, of which more later) on the 22nd of February. And indeed it did… or rather something which looked like this, arrived.

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No, I’m not joking. And the picture doesn’t do justice to just how plastic it looks.

So I phoned them (it’s a bit of a palaver incidentally, pressing this number and that, none of which actually signify what you want. All made worse by the very loud music playing and the intermittent interruption assuring the customer that their call is important however much the evidence suggests the contrary.)

They agreed to take the chair back and said that they would send someone the following Tuesday to collect it.

They didn’t!

So I phoned them again, with the same palaver as before. (My call is very important, you see…just not important enough to answer!) “Oh”, they said, “ummm”, they said…”err” Well, to cut a long story short, they had forgotten to schedule the collection.  But they could reschedule for Thursday, and it would, for sure, be picked up… and then all I had to do was inform them and they would refund the money to my credit card.

So, come Thursday, the lads arrived and took the reboxed offending item away.

So I phoned them to claim my refund… and of course I was reminded how important my call was to them, but still not important enough to answer. Eventually, though, I got through but no, they couldn’t do a refund until they had proof that the chair had been collected. So I pointed out to them that I had signed the “online” docket and if they but checked, they would find that the collection had been made.

Oh yes, said their assistant, after some time away.

So what about some compensation for all my time wasted, I asked. Hum….

Well, in the end, they agreed that they would refund the carrier charge and after some further prompting would also send me a £20 gift voucher for their store.

Then I got an email asking me to review my purchase for their website. So I did.

 

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I didn’t have any more illustrations, but I thought you might like a picture of Willie Rennie being attacked by, presumably, one of his voters.

Here is what I said:

“This is the chair that I ordered and the one that arrived (the two above photographs included).

“The first looked great.

“The second was cheap, nasty, plastic.

“I was so horrified I put it back in the box right away and asked the company to take it back.

“That would have been fine if they hadn’t forgotten to do that, and I hadn’t wasted a second day waiting for someone to collect it.

“Eventually it was collected on yet another day. The only saving grace is that the people who delivered and collected were absolutely great. Arrow XL and their team made the whole thing less awful.”

Still, they got their own back by telling me (in an email with no return address) that they couldn’t put my review up:

Thank you for taking the time to write a review.

On this occasion, our moderators have decided your comment does not adhere to our guidelines and therefore will not be displayed online.

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I imagine the guidelines dictate that you have to say something nice about them.

So, here’s a wee warning to people who are buying online.

Be prepared for the fact that your purchase may not be what it looked like on the website and secondly, remember that the company may have a policy of only printing reasonably good reviews and binning the bad ones, so they may not be entirely reliable.

In all of this, however, I’d like to say that the people from the delivery company Arrow XL, were superb, polite and efficient, and I have written to them to let them know how much I appreciated their service:

I’m writing to praise the service I got from your company, and most specifically your delivery guys on two occasions over the past week.
I bought a chair online from the Dunhelm Mill, and it was delivered (exactly when you texted me and phoned me to say it would be). The lads had to carry it upstairs (top floor). Both guys were cheery, polite and friendly.
The chair was awful. It wasn’t in the least like it was advertised, nasty plastic thing. So I told the company to take it back.
Today the same ‘lead’ guy turned up with another lad to help him and took the offending piece of rubbish away.
Once again, nothing was too much trouble for him, and despite the snow and cold, and horrible conditions in my street, he was helpful and cheery.
I believe in complaining about bad service… and I do it (I certainly did to Dunhelm).
But by the same token, when I get GOOD service (which tends to be not so often), I like to make sure that the people concerned are praised.
So, I don’t know the names of the three guys who have been here over the last week, but I would like management to know how good they were, and what a credit to the company I thought them to be.
I’d be grateful if you would find out who the delivery guys were and pass on my thanks to them.
I shall recommend your company wherever I can.
Thank you again.

to which I received this reply:

Good morning,

 Thank you so much for your e mail. your comments are very much appreciated.  I have made sure they are passed onto the transport management team, and fed back to this delivery crew.

 Thank you once again  

sue

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Here’s one of your lords and masters in a lum hat. Maybe it will catch on?

So, that’s Munguin and Tris getting the info out there somehow.

 

 

IT’S 2018. MUNGUIN WISHES ALL OF YOU A GREAT AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

Well, that’s “another year over… and a new one just begun” (as John Lennon would remind us, although I’m sure Monica will claim it as hers).

Munguin and I would like to thank all of you for your support during 2017 and we’re looking forward to another year of blogging. Most of all we look forward to reading what you say. The comments make the blog. We never forget that.

Here to celebrate 2018 are some lovely pictures of Devil’s Bridge in the Azalea and Rhododendron park at Kromlau in Saxony in various seasons.

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