It’s little wonder that Philip Mountbatten-Windsor-Saxe-Coburg-Gotha has had to go on working till he was 96.
Have you seen the state of the British Pension?
Hard enough for Mr Average to manage down the pub on a Saturday evening, but when you mix in the best of circles, you really can’t do it on £7,500 a year.
Well, I don’t remember any of that being in the manifesto, do you?
Then a Scottish MEP, doing his best to get Scottish funding diverted elsewhere in the United Kingdom. Now a member of the aristocracy and a nobleman second-tier minister for Scotland. I imagine that he won’t be fighting hard for the Scottish fishermen in ministerial meetings. Kinda suckered all the fishermen who voted Tory. Still, I’m sure his dithering boss, Fluffy, the tea boy of the cabinet (no sugar, splash of cream, Mundell), will put up a spirited fight for them. After all, who can forget his brave cries of: “I won’t let that happen” when Mrs May paid the DUP a billion plus as a bribe to keep her in a job?
Or maybe not, Fluffy!!!
According to Wikipedia, Nicola is two places above Muddle in the great scheme of things, which includes royals, dukes, people from the established church, Commonwealth people and some real jokes (Princesses Eugenie and Charlotte anyone?).
The list is worth looking at for comedic value.
None of it comes as any great surprise in Ruritania, except the inclusion at number 11 of the Lord High Chancellor, one Liz Truss, who I thought, was something to do with the English justice system….Justice Minister with a very silly uniform. And she’s above Theresa May… And all the Scottish ministers. Is that because she has an even more ridiculous outfit than they do?
What was that you people were going on about? Controlling borders? Security?
If you guys think this is bad… you ain’t seen nothing yet.