Tag: Humour

JUST FOR A LAUGH

Thanks to Frank, BJS Alba and Alex Tiffin.

 

 The Augusta Chronicle, U.S., June 13, 2019
De Volkskrant, The Netherlands, June 12, 2019.
De Volkskrant, The Netherlands, June 14, 2019 .
 POLITICO.eu, Belgium, June 15, 2019
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Hamish pretending to be Ruth… 

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First published in The Buffalo News, U.S., June 13, 2019.

A LIGHTHEARTED LOOK AT A LIVING, BREATHING LEG END

How does that work again?

trump9
Made in Eastasia.
trump0
I’d happily chip in, Mexico…
trumptory
Ruth showing how fit she is for high office.
trumpletter
A teacher got hold of one of his letters and corrected it for him.

 

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Just make him go away, PLEASE.

SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A LAFF.

That’s pretty cool. I think I’ll have SCTOLNAD on my neck. Whatcha think?

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I’ve heard that there is a threat for Fluffy and Colonel Bake Lady to join Loathsom, McVile and Morbidity in resigning tomorrow unless everyone in the UK, including Arlene Forsterland, is treated the same way (obviously excepting the mediaeval abortion and same-sex marriage laws, social security, Olympic Team membership and, strangely, dog licences).

As no one would miss any of them, I see no great problem.

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Telt!
!!!Toast
Do you think they were trying to tell her she was toast?
!airport
So, why is it going ahead? Maybe it’s because she’s no longer a local resident and the noise and congestion won’t matter a fig to her? Still, now we know where Colonel Cake-Mix gets her ability to turn on a sixpence. 
!cartoon
It’s not just England that has a loopy government. (Thanks BJS Alba).
!cartoons2
See…
ddd
But what the hell. I’ll be safe as houses anyway because I have royal protection. Pity about you lot. Morons.
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Lost on the playing fields of Eton… along with the pig’s head.
!gordon
I’d nearly forgotten that…  
fraud
Well, she’ll be an expert then…
!toylies
Honest? From the Tories? Oh, come on…
health
Bloody experts again. Knowing stuff, not just trusting to Tory instinct. Honestly, what is the world coming to?

I KNEW HER DANCING WAS PRETTY BAD, BUT IMPRISONABLE?

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Thanks to BJSAlba for the pic.

Caption competition:

In the past, we have offered as a prize for our competitions, a weekend in the Clyde Tunnel with Jackie Baillie.  But Munguin’s Republic is moving up in t’world. For this new competition, the winner will be offered the opportunity to enjoy a weekend guided tour of t’Yorkshire Moors with none other than Tricky Dicky Leonard (and we mean none other… just you and Richard).

The second prize will be 5 days of the same.

Munguin says he will understand if winners offer their prizes to charity.

Terms and conditions apply

 

THANKS, NAD…

Well, it’s just as well none of the Tory Party members would ever consider behaving in such a rowdy boorish manner.  They have a reputation for sitting quietly and listening carefully to every argument.

Don’t they?

Whatever next, you might ask. Maybe one of the SNP hooligans will shout something typically Scottish and tasteless like “you could commit suicide”?

But quite apart from that, Nadine, possibly for the first time in your long career, you have hit a nail on the head.

The SNP does have zero power in your parliament, Nadine.

And yes, that’s frustrating, especially after being promised so much in 2014. You know… “lead us don’t leave us”; “broad shoulders”; “partnership of equals”; “the most powerful devolved government in the world”; Better Together”.

It’s kinda cute that the people who were trying to see “our united kingdom” appear to have forgotten about Wales and Northern Ireland.  That should have been hint enough.

Especially when they really do care about the likelihood that the powers the Brits have clawed back may mean that our land could be fracked against our will, our ambitious targets for cleaning up the air could be discarded; we could be forced to accept farming conditions that we don’t want with chlorinated chicken and hormone-fed beef and that our NHS could be semi-privatised and end up in the same sort of unholy mess that yours is in.

I didn’t really know much about Dorries until I read that Tweet, but I just checked out her Wikipedia page and it is a catalogue of comedy.  Enjoy.

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