Thanks to Frank, BJS Alba and Alex Tiffin.
Thanks to Brenda for the first five…
Thanks to BJSAlba for sending on these cartoons.
Thanks again to BJSAlba.
Thanks to BJS Alba for the first 8 of these cartoons.
How does that work again?
I’ve heard that there is a threat for Fluffy and Colonel Bake Lady to join Loathsom, McVile and Morbidity in resigning tomorrow unless everyone in the UK, including Arlene Forsterland, is treated the same way (obviously excepting the mediaeval abortion and same-sex marriage laws, social security, Olympic Team membership and, strangely, dog licences).
As no one would miss any of them, I see no great problem.
In the past, we have offered as a prize for our competitions, a weekend in the Clyde Tunnel with Jackie Baillie. But Munguin’s Republic is moving up in t’world. For this new competition, the winner will be offered the opportunity to enjoy a weekend guided tour of t’Yorkshire Moors with none other than Tricky Dicky Leonard (and we mean none other… just you and Richard).
The second prize will be 5 days of the same.
Munguin says he will understand if winners offer their prizes to charity.
Well, it’s just as well none of the Tory Party members would ever consider behaving in such a rowdy boorish manner. They have a reputation for sitting quietly and listening carefully to every argument.
Whatever next, you might ask. Maybe one of the SNP hooligans will shout something typically Scottish and tasteless like “you could commit suicide”?
But quite apart from that, Nadine, possibly for the first time in your long career, you have hit a nail on the head.
The SNP does have zero power in your parliament, Nadine.
And yes, that’s frustrating, especially after being promised so much in 2014. You know… “lead us don’t leave us”; “broad shoulders”; “partnership of equals”; “the most powerful devolved government in the world”; Better Together”.
Especially when they really do care about the likelihood that the powers the Brits have clawed back may mean that our land could be fracked against our will, our ambitious targets for cleaning up the air could be discarded; we could be forced to accept farming conditions that we don’t want with chlorinated chicken and hormone-fed beef and that our NHS could be semi-privatised and end up in the same sort of unholy mess that yours is in.
I didn’t really know much about Dorries until I read that Tweet, but I just checked out her Wikipedia page and it is a catalogue of comedy. Enjoy.