J is for Janus

Prepare to meet your end, all you nationalists!

As that lad said on the day after the referendum… “embrace it”.

!!!Proper Charlie
Lord save us. He’s had 70 years’ training for the job, and he still can’t do up his own buttons.

Well, if Mr Lavatory (above) doesn’t kill me off, I expect this fellow will.

Does it, aye?

bell ends
Bell Ends? British Whisky or Whiskey or whiskie or drain cleaner or something.

Richard Braine
UKIP’s new leader, Dick Braine…no really!


Hmmm… yep, that’s about it. Seeing as you want to defend England, mate, you can trot out to the gulf with that wee boat the Brits are sending.


He’s been back this week with another Browntervention.  Does anyone listen any more?


Whit? Oh yeah, so it has! You were right there. Pity about the £350 million a week. Still, think about the Blue Passports, eh!