RANDOM THOUGHTS Nope, mate. You hold all the cards. Well, you and Arlene, of course. Proud of punching above our weight in a lot of things, but clearly not kids’ poverty. Ex-communist countries like the Czech Republic, Estonia and Slovakia are doing better! I see these Britain First people speak really good British. Not sure there are a lot of people who are fit to walk in the footsteps of Mr Mandela. But Trump’s not fit to walk in the footsteps of Atilla the Hun! Oooops. Forgot, huh? What with that and apprenticeships pensioners won’t need a pension to live on… …which is just as well, given that you couldn’t live on it… …however, fortunately, important people don’t have to. Ring any bells as to which country they are talking about? And that’s serious stuff… Unlike this tube with his kilt on backside fore. What a wally.