So there was a football match today and the queen will not be pleased with the result. Eh, Murdo?


But before the match, some people wanted to have a wee march…

The logo suggests that someone is going to be kicking someone else (wearing and green and white top) in the face. Why is dark coloured clothing preferred? Wear Black Shirts?



I think they were trying to get red white and blue smoke, but well, FAIL.
He looks a happy wee old mannie who obviously didn’t have anything in fashionable black…
Oh, they found the blue canister, and they’ve managed to get some orange in there too.Β  (Arlene will be pleased.) And the guy with the red hoodie, either can’t read or he’s a wee rebel… Red, the new black?
I’m sure all that smoke is doing wonders for their lungs. Like we cared.


I wonder who the red card was for… I just saw a tweet from Stuart Campbell:

Swear to God I’ve never seen a linesman do that before. They have a quiet word in the ref’s ear, they don’t howl “RED CARD!” repeatedly.


So, at a guess, it was for aΒ Celtic player.


What that you’re saying, mate? Can’t quite make it out.
The younger ones have more extensive wardrobes. They can lay their hands on a little black number with ease.
What a lot of black balaclavas. It’s almost as if someone provided them, so they’d all look the same. And what’s that salute?


What an utter insult to BEARS. And what’s 10 years? Prison?


In the end, the match resulted in a 3-2 defeat for the queen’s eleven, despite Celtic being down a man. Oh well… Clearly, you can’t win them all.