Isn’t it a little sad when what worries you the most in today’s news is the colour of your passport and its provenance?
Hungry kids; lowest pensions in the world; food bank Britain; police taking days to answer 999 calls; hospitals in crisis; the Archbishop of York having more say about the future of the Scottish parliament’s powers than the elected government of Scotland?
The fact that a French-Dutch company can make their iconic blue passport (which will look exactly the same as every other passport in the world because they need to be standardised from Chile to Mongolia) at a better price than an English firm?
Scream, stamp your feet and have a conniption fit and a hissy fit all rolled into one?
Presumably government ministers are the new enemies of the people?
And while we are laughing at the Daily Mail’s pap: why does the queen have “courtiers”?
Isn’t this the 21st century?
Oh yeah, but not in Britain.