SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS MUNDELL’S HIGHLY PAID FUNCTION?

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I mean, why exactly is he there?

Intellect? Looks? Charm?

WelI I’ll leave that up to you to decide.

But, here’s an idea. Standing up for Scotland in a largely English cabinet?

Well, no, whatever else his raison d’être, it’s absolutely not that.

Here’s some of a  “Good Morning Scotland” interview.

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Just so as we are sure, let’s check it through one more time:

Q: Aren’t you a Scottish Secretary to defend the interests of the Scottish people?

A: No.

OOOOOOOOOOK

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BREXIT PICS

Over the last few weeks I have collected a load of Brexit pics, thinking I’d have time to write a commentary about at least some of them.  Fat chance.

So I present some of them here for your amusement.

Click on the photographs for a larger representation.

TAKING BACK CONTROL

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Tiresome Tess makes her speech tomorrow (or today, if you’re reading this on Tuesday). This is pretty much a map of Great Britain after March 2019. Goodbye, cruel world.

PS: How dare they have French on a map of Britain. Next thing Liz Saxe-Coburg Gotha will be having her family motto in French. Dieu et Mon Droit, or something. Not at all the done thing, what!

 

GOLDFINGER AND HIS HOUSE ELF

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I’ve decided that what happened was that I fell asleep about 6 months ago and I’ve been having a dreadful dream in which the president of the United States is an orange-faced moron (thank Danny for that one), who’s given an interview to a someone who isn’t a journalist, but some sort of a politician.

At the same time, a fashion model with trousers that cost 20% of a retirement pension, has become the unbelievably inept prime minister of the UK.

Please tell me that when I wake up everything will we well with the world and that the above picture is a publicity shot for the next Mr Universe contest.