RANDOM THOUGHTS

In a hospital without a mask, trying to deflect from the story of a guy who earned hundreds of thousands of pounds by using his position as an MP… and bringing in the fact that his wife killed herself because he was being investigated, as some sort of mitigation. Utter arse.

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In 2014 the head of the anti-independence campaign said "clown" Boris Johnson would never become Prime Minister
#YesScots #NationInWaiting#ScottishIndependence

Share the facts
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— Robert Cameron (@RobboCam73) November 8, 2021

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Having just been roasted by an ex-supporter, actor Brian Cox, on live telly.

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Although I did give £3million pounds to The Conservative Party before the last General Election, this is entirely separate from my peerage to The House of Lords. Additionally the £165million PPE contract for my 2020 company FaceMasksAreUs is entirely coincidence. Thank You.’

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Just for a laugh

THE CONSERVATIVE ARGUMENT WITH
THE SCOTTISH 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I'M SCOTTISH NOT BRITISH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿#SNP, #INDEPENDENT, #SCOTTISH pic.twitter.com/KO9zWMJHiQ

— Joeallen (@Joealle83391495) November 6, 2021

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Priti Patel: "and to the criminals, let me say this; we are coming after you" pic.twitter.com/5P55UBlEFH

— Ragged Trousered Philanderer (@RaggedTP) November 5, 2021

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Thanks to Andimac and Brenda.

Soppy Sunday

Before everything today…

From Derek, who was there.

What a turnout. Thank you Scotland. #COP26 #AUOBCOP26 pic.twitter.com/v8uvX0LzY0

— AirdrieForIndy (@AirdrieForIndy) November 6, 2021

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1. Morning, you lot. Any breakfast about, Munguin?

2. Someone stowed away and got to go to the pub.

3. It’s hard to beat the colours of autumn.

4. I was thinking, maybe a swim?

5. Just doing some exercises to get myself fit for the squirrel Olympics.

6. Am I late for this COP thing?

7. What do you think of the hair?

8. Lilongwe.

View fae my windae…. pic.twitter.com/wgzztjwWBY

— Oor Blaze fae Skye (@Blazespage) November 6, 2021

9. The rain is Skye goes mainly in Blaze’s burn!

10. Shake your tail feathers!

11. I’m a Spotted Hyena, but it’s ok. It’s not catching.

12. You need a seat after a hard day.

13. And this is how you stand under a tree to keep the sun off you.

14. Scottish glens.

15. It’s a bit like going round Aldi (except it cheaper… geddit… cheap cheap?) Oh, never mind.

16. My favourite wee burn, “Gurgles” in full on mode.

17. Am I late for the independence march?

18. Sorry, can I help you, or do you always stare when bears are rolling about enjoying themselves?

19. Interesting article on whales…

20. And this on penguins.

21. This cockatoo in Western Australia, is 35 year old.

22. Balintore Castle.

23. I’m a chevrotain and I can run faster than the mice in Munguin’s cellars.

24. Up ya get little one.

25. Well I hope you guys enjoyed that. We’ll be back next week (if Munguin sends the cheque). Bye bye…

Thanks to Kay, John, Martin, Dave A, Quokka, Derek.

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Thanks to Andimac, Dave and Marcia.

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Von ganzem Herzen Dank für diesen unvergesslichen Empfang in Beaune. Merci mille fois de cet accueil inoubliable à Beaune.@EmmanuelMacron pic.twitter.com/0wXVtXn4xS

— Steffen Seibert (@RegSprecher) November 3, 2021

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Oh dear, if he has sobered up, Boris will be incandescent.

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Right, one has made one’s speech about saving the world from climate change. Niegh, one deserves a break. It’s well over a fortnight since one was on holiday at Balmoral, so one is going to Sandringham for a few days. Sent for one’s helicopter, one of you 40 or so servants.

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This is certainly worth a read.

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IT IS SAID THAT ENGLISH MINISTERS WANTED TO ENSURE THAT JOE BIDEN AND NICOLA STURGEON DIDN’T MEET… NOW, ISN’T THAT A SHAME?

Oh, fancy banging into you here. What’s your name again?.

…Ah yes, well, seeing as I’ve run into you, purely by accident of course (because that bloke that looks like Trump, Johnson I think he said his name was, told me not to speak to you), I’d like to present you with this gift from America to Scotland.

Is it any wonder that Johnson had to get super pissed and fall asleep?

Who’s a grump then? Still never mind, your MPs have just been whipped (yes, some of them liked it a lot) to vote to make all MP corruption legal… so you’ll be up there with the royals now. Untouchable!

THIS IS THE GLOBAL BRITBIN THEY ARE SHOWING OFF TO THE WORLD

Tim Walker@ThatTimWalker:

“That’s too much booze for you, as you approach 60. There was always – and I remember this from my Telegraph days – a manic intensity to Johnson’s drinking. Others would give themselves a day off every now and again. Not him. It was as if he feared any consciousness of who he is.

“I mean as I get older, in common with most people, I do drink less. Still happy to drink with people I love and I think it enriches my life. Johnson still drinks like he is a lot younger than he is and I am afraid there is a word for that and it’s not a pretty word.“

And, you’ll note, the ignorant pig hasn’t got a mask on, despite sitting close to people, including 95 year-old David Attenborough.

Such utter ignorance and selfishness makes my flesh creep.

He's resting his eyes … pic.twitter.com/Ys97c4XUNZ

— doghauss (@doghauss) November 1, 2021

JUST FOR A LAUGH

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SCOTTISH breathalyser ..  this wee laddie is holding a set of bagpipes.

Says another: “Wha’s that?”

“I call it a Scottish breathalyser”

“How’s it work?”

“Ye juist blaw intae this pipe here … and if ye like the sound it makes, ye’ve had tae much tae drink.”

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SHE’S single. She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my patio. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it. She looked at me and said: “I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk and make love tonight! Are you doing anything ?”

I quickly replied: “Nope, I’m free!”

She said: “Great! Then could you look after my dog?”

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So . . . we’re sittin in the boozer and suddenly the barman shouted “Dis onybody ken CPR?”

Says I . . “Aye . . . in fact ah ken the hale alphabet”.

Jings, hoo we a’ laughed.

Weel . . . except the wan guy!

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15. Bloody right you do, Buster. To kick off who needs all these palaces? How may rooms do you have in your houses? I’ll tell you. One of the 7 houses that you live in apparently has 775 rooms. Do you know that most of us don’t have 7 houses and almost none of us has one with over 700 rooms. No Seriously!

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Thanks to Joh, Graham and Conan.