LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU NICK FLETCHER (Nah, nor me but I’ll look him up for you.)
I can, of course, understand, that if you are a male British teenager and you hear that you are not going to be playing James Bond, Luke Skywalker, or even Dr Who, that you must think to yourself, “well, self. That’s it. There’s nothing left for me now but the world of crime. I’ll have to go rob a bank … or maybe even join a crime syndicate, like perhaps the Tory Party.
Why, only the other day I saw two young lads lamenting the fact that not only was the home secretary female but the foreign secretary was too.
Imagine their dismay when I added to their woes by informing them that the queen was a woman!
I await the crime wave.