TORY PARTY CONFERENCE

DAY THREE: INTO THE DARKNESS

I hear that the Noble Willie addressed the conference on the subject of Scotland. He at least got leave to talk to the grown ups, unlike DRoss, who was stuck in the backroom with the Jocky lot, doubtless wrecking the joint (as the Noble Baroness once pointed out they normally did).

He told his listeners that Scotland leaving the UK would be a godsend to Britain’s enemies, leaving it vulnerable to attacks from Russia.

Interesting that a small nation of poor, backward people, incapable of running their own affairs in the way that, say Malta, does… would be so vital to the future of the great superpower with the standing of GREAT Britain, I thought.

I pondered the notion that Putin is sitting there in the Kremlin frustrated beyond measure that if it were not for those pesky Jocks, he could overrun the UK today and be back in Moscow around 4, for a spot of tiffin.

Then two thoughts crossed my mind. I wondered about the money that Russians pour into the laps of the Tories, you know for the privilege of having lunch or dinner with people like Davidson the Noblewoman, buying themselves honours.

And then I thought of the generosity of Britain delivering Brexit for the Russians.

After all, surely Russia sees the potential break-up of the EU as a good thing in his quest to welcome the Eastern European countries back to what he would imagine their proper place in the slipstream of mother Russia.

But then it occurred to me that this cannot be. After all, this man was once the foreign secretary and surely must have a solid understanding of international affairs.

You know, like Liz Truss.

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Young Tories…all blond and a little chubby faced too! Remind you of anyone?

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I suppose we should all get past the idea that anything any of them says makes any kind of sense. I suppose what this balloon is saying is that all good Brits must get to choose their futures, except for Haggis Bashers who will have theirs chosen for them by the likes of him.

I also think that it is hilarious that Nicola has put up a challenge to the Tories to defend their claim to be the party of the working class in Scotland.

Debate!

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Britain to tell PM… Do Some Work!
Get back to work! What? On overcrowded public transport in poorly ventilated offices with windows closed in the miserable British winter. Then pop home and spread Covid about a bit. Give it to your grandad. Not nearly enough old people dying and the pensions are costing a fortune.
And what with having polluted the waterways with raw sewerage he has to get the cleaned up somehow as there are no foreigners to do that work, it will have to be prisoners.

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"You're not backing down on offending every pig farmer in the country then?"

Tom Newton Dunn puts Boris Johnson on the spot over his row with pig farmers at #cpc21.@tnewtondunn | @BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/TAl9p51jyU

— Times Radio (@TimesRadio) October 5, 2021

You see, Boris… We all know that when we farm pig, their natural end is to be killed and eaten by the public.

To comply with British (and European) law these animals must be raised humanely and then taken to an abattoir where they are killed as humanely and hygienically as possible, and thence sold for meat.

What is happening now it that they are being slaughtered on the farm, which renders them unfit for human (or other) consumption. The pigs have lived and died for nothing… and if that fails to move you, then the next bit maybe a bit more concerning. The largely Tory-voting farmers, having raised and fed these pig in the hopes of turning a profit on them, get NO MONEY.

Just let that sink in.

Tory Voters…No Money…LOSS

Can you see the problem now, dipstick?

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David Meyer@superglaze·3h

UK business department just confirmed to me that there have been 27 applications for those HGV driver visas, as the Times reported – and not 127, as Boris Johnson claimed.

Goodness me. I fear that the prime minister may have let a little lie slip out.