Hot off the presses for your enjoyment, the prequel to today’s toons…
Private Baldrick: You know my dad was a nun.
Captain Blackadder: No he wasn’t.
Private Baldrick: He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked “occupation”, he’d say “none”.
10.
Thanks to TMc, Brenda, AndiMac, Panda Paws… and anyone else I unintentionally missed out.
Blimey Sunday passed by really quickly! Very much a case of if you don’t laugh you’d cry.
A vintage Jimmy Ferguson one –
“1,3,5,7 and 9 hate me. The odds are against me”
And another “government” one
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LOL.
Good old Jimmy.
Yeah, well no one was commenting so I guessed it was time to move it on…
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Nice group today! Enjoyed Andi’s contribution; also the banana duck and the rat hammocks.
#18…….The Democratic Party in disarray! Now when has THAT ever happened?
#16…..Whenever votes have been recounted in a state where Trump lost, Biden has ended up with even more votes. Now the pillow guy and the GOP crazies are demanding vote audits in states that Trump WON! Maybe that will find a few more Trump votes. 😉
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Danny, I don’t get thre “pillow” reference. What is that all about?
And thanks for pointing out that the rodents are rats, not mice. I should have guessed.
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DonDon…….I suppose I guessed they are rats from their apparent size and long tails. Actually, not sure if mice always have shorter tails or not.
For years, a guy named Mike Lindell has been all over the TV channels with ads for pillows that his company makes. (Recently he’s expanded into towels and other such things.) Then, just before the election, he emerged as a fanatical right wing Republican Trump supporter. Since everyone had seen him in TV ads for years, people just started calling him “The Pillow Guy.” He is one of the most vocal spokesmen in the “Big Lie” conspiracy theory about vote fraud and a stolen election, and has now started a right wing politics website. He’s pushing for recounts in the states, etc. Lots of retail outlets have dropped his products, and he’s widely parodied on comedy shows.
Pillow ad:
Saturday Night Live TV parody:
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I bet Danny finds you some really hilarious stuff about the pillow man, DonDon. I won’t spoil it though… You are in for a treat.
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DonDon…..Tris……Mike The Pillow Guy had some trouble with the launch of his right wing website. Error messages, power outages, personal attacks, etc. For the first few minutes here, late night comic Jimmy Kimmel showed clips.
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Sorry, Danny, that was mostly over my head (ower ma heid).
There are times when the Atlantic is just too broad.
Or maybe I am just too old (auld).
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DonDon…….I suppose that Mike Lindell The Pillow Man is no crazier than most of the Trumpies. What we see is what we get. The Pillow Man…….former crack addict who became a pillow manufacturer and TV pitchman…….who then decided to become a right wing conspiracy theorist in service of Donald Trump. I was never really clear what the purpose of his recent ill-fated three day “telethon” was, except to sell pillows and push right wing election fraud conspiracy theories. Apparently religion was involved too. Disgraced TV televangelist Jim Bakker from decades ago was there too.
https://news.yahoo.com/mike-lindell-held-3-day-084020040.html
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Dear heavens…
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Ha ha ha ha …. you know what? People have common sense now!!!!!
WHAT?
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No 18. When has it ever NOT happened?
Ha ha… wouldn’t it be embarrassing if they found he had actually LOST!
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LOL Tris…..It seems to be moving in that direction. It would indeed be nice if he managed to prove that he lost a state he won. 😉
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Tris……Oh yes, Democrats can hold political seminars on snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Or as someone said, Democrats never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity.
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That made me laugh out loud!
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What a good selection and some of the present mess. Numbers 2,11 and 14 very good.
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Glad you enjoyed them, Marcia.
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Great selection, thought the pillow man gave the pillow away free with each bed purchased.
Just for a laugh.
Patel has told the tory conference she’s going to Jail the Insulationists for 6 months for blocking the roads.
I think looking at energy prices I’ll volunteer,
a winter spent in Jail might be a great way to get to next Summer,
3 meals a day,
warm cell,
tv without buying a license,
no rates to pay,
my NI stamp paid for me,
nice wee courses of education,
free medicals and care staff on demand,
a free security service and a private guard to tuck you in at night with a nightcap, whatever drug of preference you desire.
Very appealing.
Pity of course that she hasn’t planned to build the prisons to cope with all us volunteers, then the party doesn’t do planning ahead.
The 3 month visa has already been extended to 6 months as it will take at least 6 weeks to get one delivered by the Home Office and Xmas is getting near.
Anyone want to take in orphan pigs, hens, sheep, cows or special request to take in a turkey as the farmers can’t afford to feed them.
You should be happy to have such a wonderful government in charge of the colony called Scotland.
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Yeah… I was wondering if prison might be a better bet than being Munguin’s factotum… but then I remembered that batshit old dear can’t jail anyone in Scotland.
So you’ll just have to get your own food and try to keep warm over winter.
I was thinking of asking for some farmyard animals to keep we warm this winter.
Cuddling up to a woolly sheep seems like a plan.
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Talk of prison reminds me that Craig Murray is just about half way through his sentence in Saughton Jail.
For some bloggers, prison is no joke.
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I was outside Saughton yesterday. There were only 4 of us. People should be making a bigger noise.
Apparently Craig is to be released at the end of November. It is his birthday on the 16th. Hope this link works:
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Some really good ones today. Thanks for the laugh
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🙂
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“You know I crush cans for a living? it’s soda pressing.”
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lol!!!
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