OVERHEARD in the food queue: “A cop pulled me over and said: ‘Papers!’ I said ‘Scissors!’ and drove on.”
ARCHEOLOGISTS in the Middle East have discovered a 3 000-year-old mummy. They think he died of a heart attack. Found in his hand was a betting slip: “5 000 shekels on Goliath.”
“THIS will be the first year we’re not going to Hawaii because of Covid 19. Normally we don’t go because we can’t afford it.”
Thanks to John, Brenda, Erik, Graham, Russ.
And to Femi, for this beauty: (Language warning!)
Oh yeah, and this one. His new name: Mary Poppins: