THE plane flies into turbulence. It’s bucking like a boat in a storm. To take the passengers’ minds off it, a stewardess starts wheeling the drinks trolley down the aisle.
“Would you like a drink?” she asks a fellow.
“What’ll you have?”
“Whatever it is the pilot’s having.”
A SMALL boy goes camping in the woods with his dad for the first time. After they’ve set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.
“That’s the beauty of camping in the woods. You can go to the toilet wherever you want.”
After five minutes or so, the youngster wanders back to the campfire.
“So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?”
“In your tent.”
A FELLOW goes up to the bar in an officers’ club. “I’d like something tall, icy and full of gin.”
Retired colonel further down the bar: “Sah! You’re talking about the woman I love!”
Thanks to John, Erik, Graham, Brenda and Andi.