COVID Command Council: “Nose and mouth now classified as ‘private parts’. To be kept covered in public.”
THE Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a crowded Soho bar and orders a shot of whisky at £5 for a 25ml tot.
Barman: “We don’t get many monsters in here.”
“Aye, and at your prices I’m no surprised.”
Thanks to John, Andi, Graham, Erik, Brendan, Brenda.