Coronavirus instructions.
Wait for it…pic.twitter.com/WvnKBwKUtb— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) March 4, 2020
‘I haven’t touched my face in weeks’ — Trump
Roll the tape… pic.twitter.com/QtTNsmKOll
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“If you happen to see someone cough into their hand, I would advise you to avoid that particular hand!”
*coughs into hand* – England’s Chief Medical Officer Chris Whitty pic.twitter.com/9gYxojkJ3k
— RT UK (@RTUKnews) March 5, 2020
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— Behçet Sağmak (@BhctS) March 5, 2020
BUT SERIOUSLY. THIS THING ISN’T A JOKE…
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Late addition to the page. Thanks BJSAlba.
MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC 
Apart from washing your hands, the only advice I’d give is to Munguinites is to keep a close eye on those hedge-fund portfolios.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-25/catastrophe-bonds-signal-coronavirus-nearing-pandemic-status
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/here-are-425-billion-reasons-why-who-refuses-call-covid-19-outbreak-pandemic
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Jings. Money, money, money…
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A couple I know both employed in education above degree level.
He the husband went and stockpiled a load of tinned ham .
She the wife says to him you bought that tinned ham but
You absolutely hate it .
He the husband shouted at her angrily “I will eat when I am starving “
We laughed and laughed at that
But in the end it’s ridiculous.
And he is allegedly intelligent 🧠.
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Hmmmm… allegedly being the world.
I’ve always got a stock of stuff in, although it won’t last THAT long… but have you seen the price of hand cleanser on Amazon or Ebay. Not that they have any in stock.
Anyway, if there is any spare ham around, Munguin quite likes a ham and mustard sandwich. (I’d call it a piece, but Munguin is a bit posh!)
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Soap and water 💧 is good
Enough and cheap and plentiful.
YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE SANITISER !
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Sure, if you are in the house, or somewhere where there is water… but that’s not always true.
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Mustard ? You must be posh right enough
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There’s nae huddin’ Munguin back…
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The most worrying aspects of Covid – 19 are:
The cheapskate response to it by both the UK and US governments. [Scotland may be better prepared and has someone in charge that seems to understand epidemiology. Though we will not get out of this unscathed.]
That science is being silenced for political reasons. [Why the heck are we allowing this? Expect Boris to have an extended honeymoon on an otherwise deserted island.]
That politicians are expecting a cure in a matter of moments, and
that scientists are a lot more pessimistic.
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Apart from that, we could all just pray.
Seems that that is the VP’s preferred method?
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No worries Dougy I’m assured
The Scottish Variant of Covid 19
Will only affect Yoons.
Se you are right the Scottish (snp) Government are better prepared 🤷♂️
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Niko, we’ll put in a special request for you, being as you spent so much time around us. You’ll be immune
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Good old Pence. Maybe he’ll pray for all of us…
Anyway, whatever you do don’t take the idiot Trump’s advice because the next day he will deny he even said it.
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Just a reminder that Pence backs torture camps for gay and trans people.
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Methinks he doth protest too much…
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I think the deaths so far worldwide is about three thousand from coronaV
Three million die every year from TB….EVERY YEAR
Another three million a year die from Cholera
Many millions more die every year from things that we already have a cure for
And the cure for these millions that die costs less than £1 a shot
We don’t care
If we did …these millions of people wouldn’t die
All my life ive watched tv adverts about bringing clean water to poor people in Africa
I’m sixty four
How long do they need to provide piped clean water ?
These tv adverts are put up by so called charities
They are a failure , a con
Amazingly the wealthy countries panic about something like coronaV
Sure 3000 coronaV are deaths is terrible
But the tens of millions that we know will die every year in the future from TB Cholera Dysentery and intestinal infections even though we have stocks of medicines to prevent these millions dying is a sin
For a while in my life it appeared that the world was making progress starting from the bottom up but in Recent years capitalist money making has pushed back the progress
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I couldn’t agree more. We’d far rather spend money on weapons than on curing people’s ills.
I wish we could do better… But as you say, greed more recently, has put us back.
Philip Greene has to have enough money for a second yacht. Sod kids dying of something they could be spared if only they had a £1 shot.
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They’re panicing because there’s no way too keep the rich safe from it.
All the “business as usual” deaths, there is.
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“That science is being silenced for political reasons.”
It keeps the public and the media distracted from other matters that Boris doesn’t want to talk about.
I’m calling it the dead BAT bounce.
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Jake science said the snp lost referendum 1
Not stopped them upending the
Proven science in referendum 2
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What are you babbling about, Niko?
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There may be babblers, wholly ignorant of mathematics, who dare to condemn my hypothesis, upon the authority of some part of the Bible twisted to suit their purpose. I value them not, and scorn their unfounded judgment. – Nicolaus Copernicus
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Sounds like he heard Mike Pence!
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Somebody has let the cat out of the bag…
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/06/tory-governments-spend-more-on-london-than-rest-of-england-thinktank
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Interesting, Conan.
I remember reading an article some time ago that looked at the distribution of wealth in European countries.
In all, the capital regions were better off than the rest of the country…eg Paris is generally better off than France: Budapest better off than Hungary, Helsinki better off than Finland.
But the differences were tiny by comparison to that of Britain.
I wish I could find it, but I can’t.
It was shown on a bar graph, and it was quite startling.
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The religious fundamentalists in the Near East (not the Carolinas) have a solution to the transmission of this virus.
Chop peoples’ hands off.
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Well, there’s an idea.
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Bringiton, I think that’s very much a Phase 1 solution.
North Korea , it is reported, have robust procedures in place for Phase 2.
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/247610/20200226/north-korean-man-shot-dead-after-being-suspected-with-coronavirus.htm
If true…I imagine no shortages of staff or equipment
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Well, i just saw an old bloke in the street sneeze without covering his mouth… Is it ok if I shoot him?
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I hope there is no panic buying of chocolate.
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LOL. If there is, I reckon it will be you that’s doing it, Marcia!
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Just read an article about people ripping off – literally – handgel dispensers off the walls in an English hospital. Arsewits don’t seem to realise that everyone has to use the stuff before it will work.
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Yes, exactly.
you’d think even the meanest of intelligence could work that out.
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Some people here in Australia are stock pilling toilet rolls and supermarket shelves are completely bare. There are even people fighting over them in the store!! Do they think the virus will give them a dose of the runs for months!!!!!
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I was wondering that, Jack. I can see the hand sanitiser, but if you have a cough and running nose, why toilet paper. Tissues maybe.
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