THE NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES

AYE, WELL.

Among the many others to bite the dust this afternoon, is our own, little-loved, now EX governor-general. Apparently this despite advice of Ruth Davidson who had asked the new prime minister to spare him. Presumably, this is why he didn’t have the sense to resign while resigning was a possibility, like Rory and Hammond. He presumably thought, like Ruth, that she had influence. 

Awwwwwwwwwwww…

According to the Herald, Mr Johnson’s move threatens to deepen his rift with Scottish Tory leader, who had made it abundantly clear that she wanted Mr Mundell, 57, to remain in post.

So now we know what Boris thinks of the Colonel.

It also indicates to Munguin, that possibly Boris has his own man ready in place to put in the governor-general’s post.

He has rewarded others who campaigned for him during the contest, so why not for the position of Scottish Secretary.

Now, out of the Scottish MPs, who would be most likely to have impressed BoJo?

Oh yes, Ross “vodka goes better with Coke” Thomson.

Other sacked second-raters include: Failing Grayling (well, you can kinda understand that one), some people called Hind and Noakes of whom I’ve never heard.

Scarily, Dominic Rabb is Foreign Secretary and Preti Patel is Home Secretary.

Lower down the ladder, but equally capable of making a huge mess, is Andrea Leadsom at Business (can you imagine her organising companies to be ready in 99 days for a no-deal Brexit?)

Liz Truss is back in the cabinet too, taking over from DOCTOR Fox, who, as he has been in the past, was a complete joke as Trade Secretary.

Villiers is back, as Environment Secretary.

More will be revealed, I expect, as the night wears on. There’s an updating page here, if anyone is that interested.