A LETTER FROM MUNGUIN
Dear Mr Mundell,
I am flabbergasted at your ignorance of what the people of Scotland voted for, and therefore appear to want.
I mean, what part of 62-38 are you failing to grasp, Secretary of State? Do you think we all said, ‘oh well, the English voted by a narrow margin to leave so obviously that’s what we want too’?
We don’t want an orderly Brexit… or any other kind of Brexit. And just because you say it to yourself doesn’t make it so.
Now, it’s your job to convey our wishes to Downing Street, you are supposed to be our representative there. So why don’t you do that instead of threatening every few days to resign and then remembering that you’ve got a highly-paid cushy number with all that foreign travel, and withdrawing your threat?
Not that I think for a single second that your leader will be in the least bit interested what a bunch of Jocks think. She’s only interested in your confidence and supply partners in Northern Ireland (who represent a minority of Northern Irish sentiment, by the way) because without them she is toast.
In fairness, she’s probably toast anyway.
(My thanks to Jonathon Poole-Smith for the pic.)