LET’S LAUGH AT BREXIT…

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Don’t you wish those bloody foreigners would learn to write English?
brex
Coming to a beach near you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
brexitq
Where to? Hopefully British Antarctican Territories. (No offence, Munguin!)
brefigs
So THAT’S what was on the side of that bus. Wish I’d gone to Specsavers!
£tess
Britain, the absolute centre of attraction at any gathering
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I suppose it was Nige. After all, you haven’t had to do anything at all except stand on the sidelines and carp . (A bit like you, Tris, Munguin.)
brex01
Well, see below. We need special treatment.
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We’re British, don’t you know, what what!
brexfr
Pretty much an ordinary day in Westminster.
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Well, you didn’t try for long you puffed up waste of whatever you’re made of. You took the huff and pissed off tout de suite when you didn’t get your way. Not that we were sorry to see the back of you.
brexxi
Telt!
Bresx
But, that said, I knew bugger all about prisons, or trains or unemployment or really anything else. Remember, I was the one that couldn’t organise a traffic jam. I am a total airhead… but I’m pretty with it, aren’t I? 
brexfox
Well, it’s all down to you, your doctorness. Just as well it’s easy or you’d cock it up…
brexfo2
…Ooooops, spoke too soon.
brexit
Well, the current government is just the one to do it then.

 

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25 thoughts on “LET’S LAUGH AT BREXIT…”

  1. alex thomson

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    Grayling’s Dept of Transport spent £800,000 on consultants who assessed whether or not his no ferry ferry company could provide ferries …aasrrrghh

    He just told the commons not a penny piece spent on it

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  2. Sorry old mate just find it difficult
    To laugh or even titter at the
    God awful Tory mess called
    Brexit

    And this Kafkaesque nightmare
    Is real really real in the UK today
    FFS

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/feb/12/man-wins-fit-for-work-appeal-seven-months-after-his-death

    The family of a man who spent the last 18 months of his life fighting a decision that he was fit to work have won his case – seven months after he died.

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    1. That is someone’s life. Someone’s husband or dad or brother or son. And they simply don’t give a damn.

      And the more you hear about it, the more people become blasé.

      Soon Amber Rudd will become the accepted norm.

      What a dump.

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    2. Sadly Niko he is only ther latest of very many people who have died and then been found fit for work far less winning their appeal against the most corrupt ignorant incompetent disrespectful government in history.

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      1. Thousands now, Arbroath.

        And, of course, if it’s not you are yours, I suppose these figures can mean very little. But each one of us is only a few incidents and some good luck away from that happening.

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      1. LOL….

        I say, you chaps, off to the tropics (white uniforms and and no pink gins till the sun crosses the yardarm) and show these foreigners in China a thing or two.

        Fiendishly cunningly painted to blend in with the colours of the tropics, parrots and all that sort of thing, dontcha know

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      2. Hold on a sec here peeps.

        Didn’t Gavin “nappy boy” Williamson announce only the other week that he was going to use warships as ferries?

        I wish he’d make his bloody mind up!

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        1. Hi mind?

          Oh yes, Arbroath… his mind.

          As René Artois would say: “you stupeeed womaan. Can you not see that by day these ships will be ferries, and by night they will be the scourge of the South China Sea.

          Unless, as Officer Crabtree would say, there is an almighty kick up.

          Yrs… I’ve been watching the box set of Allo Allo.

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  3. Totally off topic, but I can hardly believe this. I mean REALLY…

    Deryck De McBot Retweeted

    Eddie Macdonald

    @bigbenn1e
    13h13 hours ago

    A University is to make 380 staff redundant, after announcing a £20million deficit. Richard Leonard says it’s another example of SNP failure, and labour will fight for the workers’ jobs. …. Oh wait it’s Cardiff University, in labour run Wales ….. stop banging on about IndyRef2

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    1. What a total dickhead Leonard is.

      Can someone, ANYONE, please give Leonard a map of the UK and mark it up in bright colours to show him where England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland is! For someone who is the current TEMPORARY branch manager he really is THE most dumbest of dumb branch managers they have EVER had and boy theyt have had some dumb brach managers!

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      1. I know. I mean, every time you think, they can’t possible get one even more inept than the last one, and every time they shock the daylights out of you by doing just that!

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    1. She was at it again.

      I had a laugh at James O’Brien, commenting on her announcement that she scrapes the mould off jam.

      He said… “and makes it Transport Secretary”.

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