The path I set out here is the path to deliver the Brexit people voted for. I will need your help and support to get there. And in return my pledge to you is simple: I will not let you down.

It’s probably worth noting first of all that 3 of the 5 constituent countries didn’t vote for it at all. But we’ll let that pass because we accept that if we are part of the UK, we must accept a UK wide (or English) vote. (But while we are on, can you imagine what would ahve happened it England had voted even more marginally for Brexit and the Scottish Irish, Gibraltar vote had overturned the will of the English people?)


So do you mean what the English and Welsh voted VERY narrowly for?

So, what is this Brexit that people voted for? What does it consist of and where did the people who voted for it get the information that THAT was what they were voting for? 

Was it the £350 million a week for the health service? I mean that would be good, but it’s hardly likely to happen. Otherwise, why would Hunt be talking about a dedicated tax for the health service?

 Was it sending all the foreign people back home? Because, if we do that, you do know that we would have enough people to run our services and staff our companies? Don’t you? 

Was it taking back control? Control of what? Taxes? Education? Social Security? Pensions? Roads? Wage levels? The colour of the pound? Ah no… It was the colour of the passport, wasn’t it?

We can now have a blue passport. An iconic one, by Jove. (Except it won’t be because the UN says that all have to be the same so they can be read anywhere from Nuuk to Northampton. Still, we could leave the UN too, I suppose, and have an iconic one.

It wouldn’t be any use for travel but heavens, wouldn’t we be proud as we sat looking at it in the not quite departure lounge?

Of course, as the Croatian passport shows, we could have done that already… and saved all this hassle… and money.


Seriously, if you had any idea of what people felt, you would have known that appealing to the public to trust you was a fairly pointless exercise… unless what you were going for was comedic effect.

Most of us wouldn’t trust you to run a bath.


As for helping you… or even worse, supporting you????… Seriously woman, get a grip. That really IS comedy.


And a last word of advice… the word “pledge” is a tad dicey in politics since your partners in crime ditched theirs for a few red boxes and the odd title. Sod you lot… how does £9000 a year grab you?


Note from Munguin to Tris:




  1. Bad, Bad Tris. Passports are important you know, the UK one will be the ONLY true blue. It will only be issued to true red white and BLUE Ukers, so there !!!!

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    1. It CAN’T be blue the Unionists will go apeshit. Then again, hmm.

      A nice sky blue , like our Saltire. and the passport cover I have and the one my dug has.

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  2. Love the idea of requesting help from the people, this is novel.
    This from the person that resigned the uk from the EU, sent them a letter saying so.
    This from the numpty , sorry, that has as a solution to her commons problem, we’ll just form Thirty sub committees in Thirty cabinet rooms to discuss how to solve the unsolvable.
    Why send this rubbish to the people when you can just have another referendum and ask them in a grown up way, now you know some of the consequences, “What do you want “. Oh! forgot, “Now is not the TIME”
    Why not ask me what I think of building another nuclear submarine, thought not.
    Or what about the large number of theresa non promises that haven’t been delivered.
    Solution for mother theresa in the same ” lets form 66,000,000 subcomitees in a similar number of homes for heros” and supply house of commons subsidised meals.
    Rant over for now. BUT NOT FORGOTTEN theresa
    Message to MI5

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  3. Was Mandy Sparkle pledged an iconic passport if she got married to Ginger?
    Strange event this wedding: neither the bride nor groom is royal and neither of their fathers will be in attendance. As Major Ffrench-Crispley quipped at the club last evening to a round of guffaws: “Dashed rum do, if y’ask me. Another pink gin there, Abdul, good chap. Double.”

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      1. This is beyond Tessy’s dreams of manipulation.
        The British public is going to pay for the fancy wedding of 2 commoners, whisper it, ones a foreigner, and niether Daddy will be there.

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  4. The Brexit we wanted will be delivered , ok , so lets not leave the EU easy . Now that’s sorted , what is it with May and the thousands of shoes she has …………………………………Emelda Marcos , oh hell .

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    1. She’d have a revolution in the Tory party if she did that…

      …And if she has a hard Brexit there will be a revolution in the Tory Party…

      … and if she goes for the EEA option, we’ll have all the stuff we have at the moment, but no say in the management, no social fund, no farming fund, no structural fund… and there will be a revolution in the country. Still, she could count her shoes:

      There’s not a good way out of this mess.

      Well done, Cameron, you utter dick!


      1. I have a few ways out for her , 1 Give the job to Boris ! , 2 Give the job to Mogg ! , 3 Have referendum on English independence , 4 Blame the SNP and those pesky Scots , 5 Blame the Lords , 6 Have a Dallas moment ( Life is a dream fixed by a hot shower) , 7 This is way above my pay grade ( stop everything it was an advisory referendum , not legally binding ) , 8 Wear the cloak of invisibility and throw a double six to escape your dilemma .

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