According to The Sun (OK OK, I know) the new British Blue Passport, is to be made in France. But who knows, maybe it’s true.
Rumour has it that Jacob Rees Mogg is going to get Nigel to throw him into the Thames along with the next load of smelly kippers he comes across.
Now please, whatever you do….
Or as they say at the factory where they will be made…
Arrêtez de vous moquer des passeports bleus