… AND IT’S GOING TO BE VERY COLD
Or so we are told. So Munguin is reluctantly turning the central heating up a degree or two, and Tris has been sent to get in provisions (mainly lots of Veuve Cliquot) so that we shall be sustained should it get bad.
Keep warm, Munguinites. Check on your neighbours too, offer a helping hand if you can. Munguin is sending Tris around the neighbourhood to do just that as we speak.
And make sure the birds are fed.
It should be over by the weekend.
On the other hand, it might not happen at all. And the beast from the east may be nothing more than next door’s disgruntled cat.
But in any case, whatever else you do…
It’s very unpatriotic. And not at all British!