I noticed a story on Twitter this morning about the idea of commissioning a royal yacht, and, initially, I discarded it as something dredged up for a year or so ago when Liam Fox was banging on about him and Kate Middleton sailing around the world drumming up trade deals for a new British Empire.
But I was wrong.
The chief political correspondent for the Daily Telegraph, no less, wrote a piece on just that subject only yesterday in his august comic.
He writes: Ministers have held talks about commissioning a new Royal Yacht Britannia which will be a “showcase for everything that is best in Britain”, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
So there you go. Everything that is best in Britain post Brexit. Can you just imagine?
What else can they sell?
Munguin is happy to compile a list of other items that can be sold on. Donations of ideas positively encouraged.
Oh, and if anyone has a spare magic money tree in their back garden…