There’s daft, then there’s stupid, then there’s mad as a box of frogs, then, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mr Liam Fox:
Firstly, Liam, all male MPs wear ties all the time in the chamber. The Speaker, until very recently, would have throw them out if they didn’t. Do you mean that ALL MPs should wear them? Including your boss Mrs May? Or do you mean they should wear them all the time? Allegedly Mr Rees Mogg stands up for ‘God Save the Queen’ even when he’s in the bath. (Take a lesson Mr Corbyn.) I wonder if Jacob already wears a tie for that?
But, Liam, the UK makes other things besides ties.
What about these wonderful jams? Should MPs wear raspberry or strawberry?
Even Govey… yes, GOVEY…looks like he thinks yer mad.
I’m wondering if Mr Werrity has a tie business…