With apologies to Hans Christian Andersen


The Tory Manifesto appears to have, erm, disappeared from their website…


Thank goodness IT wasn’t written on parchment. Shredding that would have caused problems!


Austerity Britain. We are all in this together. Well, except the crown, which didn’t want to get the underground.




When I get nervous, I bite my nails.
n myvatn
Lake Myvatn, Iceland.
n highland cottage
Scottish country garden.
n brussels
Brussels sprouts anyone?
n vivipariouslizard david
Viviparous Lizard (taken by David).
n baby
Sometimes you just have to help a fellow creature out.
n finland
The land of Lakes, Finland.
n bedmates
Best mates.
n forgetmenot.jpg
Forget-me-not wood.
n husavik
Husavik, Northern Iceland.
n locust
Is that sweeties you got?
n macaroni
I’m a macaroni penguin. You can call me Mac.
n mist
Morning mist.
n pomegranite
N Munguin's Personal Piper
Strange that in the second photo they felt they needed to say which was the penguin.
I’m the winner.
n zavodovski island
Zavodovski Island, Antarctica
n squ



Munguin wishes David Davis the very ‘best of British’ when he goes to Brussels to start talks on Monday with his brand new team who have in the job only a few days and are still looking about to see where the canteen is. He doesn’t, however, hold out much in the way of hope that it will be anything other than a complete catastrophe. In the article below what was already a seriously bad situation appears to have become catastrophiceuscot

(From the FT: June 13.

I’ve copied this from the FT (without permission) because some people don’t seem to be able to access their articles. I know there’s a payway, but I don;t pay and yet seem able to get in. Weird!

The UK’s Brexit department has seen two of its four ministers depart this week, just days before negotiations with the EU are due to start, in a sign of mounting tensions between Downing Street and the ministry’s leadership.

David Jones, who led the Welsh arm of the Vote Leave campaign ahead of last June’s referendum, was sacked on Monday night and replaced by Joyce Anelay, a Foreign Office veteran who campaigned to remain in the EU. David Davis, the Brexit secretary, was not warned.

George Bridges, who was in charge of pushing Brexit legislation through parliament, quit on Tuesday after falling out with Theresa May, the prime minister.

According to people close to Lord Bridges, an EU advocate, he had become frustrated with the lack of consultation between Downing Street and the Department for Exiting the EU (Dexeu).

“Bridges is said to have quit on policy grounds, convinced Brexit couldn’t work,” said one Whitehall figure. “There is some disarray.”

Even after the departure of Mrs May’s key aides after the election, Lord Bridges continued to be “unhappy with how things were going,” the Whitehall figure said. The challenge of taking a slew of Brexit-related legislation through a hung parliament in the coming two years was also daunting, his allies added.

Lord Bridges was replaced on Tuesday by Steve Baker, who headed the contingent of pro-Leave Conservative MPs during the Brexit campaign.

Officials tried to shrug off the news, with one saying that little should be read into the loss of some “junior ministers”. A Brexit department spokesman said it was “nonsense to suggest that the Department for Exiting the European Union is not ready for the start of negotiations”.

But Jill Rutter, programme director at the Institute for Government, described the personnel changes as deeply undesirable.

“This is absolutely the time when Dexeu needs to get moving, both with a major raft of legislation in parliament and the start of the Brexit negotiations. The departure of both ministers basically makes what was a difficult task even more difficult.”

Before the latest departures, Dexeu had already been hit by the exit of James Chapman, special adviser to David Davis, the Brexit secretary, who left Whitehall for the private sector. Mr Davis lost another key ally, his parliamentary private secretary Stewart Jackson, who lost his seat in the election.

Elsewhere, Lucy Neville-Rolfe, who was put in charge of overseeing Brexit’s impact on financial services in March, also abruptly departed on Tuesday.

Dominic Cummings, the mastermind of last year’s successful Leave campaign, said the departures were just the “tip of the iceberg”.

Bridges is said to have quit on policy grounds, convinced Brexit couldn’t work . . . There is some disarray

Whitehall figure

“Top Whitehall officials are screaming that DEXU [sic] under [cabinet secretary Jeremy] Heywood and DD [David Davis] is total shambles & disaster likely,” he said on Twitter. “If Leave MPs don’t assert themselves to force management changes on Number 10 and DEXU Brexit talks = guaranteed debacle.”

The two new ministers will have only days to get up to speed with a host of different responsibilities.

Barry Gardiner, shadow trade secretary, said the government should slow down and take stock. “This sort of turnover of ministers and senior advisers that the department has seen poses the question of how on earth, a week after the general election, the government can be ready with a new team in place to take the negotiations forward.”

It is the departure of Lord Bridges — voluntarily — which sheds the most light on the tumult inside Dexeu. He was responsible for taking the Article 50 legislation through the House of Lords and was effectively responsible for the fine details of the Great Repeal Bill.

A former adviser to John Major, he ran the Tory research department in the 2000s and became a peer in 2015. Before becoming a minister last year he ran a lobbying firm and was an adviser to Ana Botin, group chairman of Banco Santander. His close allies include George Osborne, former chancellor, and Lord Hill, the former EU commissioner.

“George had a gruelling and difficult job getting the Article 50 bill through the Lords, the upper house is pretty much uncontrollable at the moment,” said one ally.

Lord Bridges could take his recent experience back into the private sector, the person suggested.


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Dimbleby, arch Tory, on election night.
But the important thing is “what does Arlene think?”
Keep calm and carry on.



Get Grenfell Tower victim’s parents to the UK


Mohammed al-Haj Ali


It is beyond belief that we have to have a petition to get this lad’s parents here. Rudd should have been on it automatically.

But there you are. We do have to have a petition.

So let’s tell the government that we are human. Even if they hardly know the meaning of the word.





a heros
What incredibly brave and awesome people they are.

It’s not the right time to write any more about this tragedy.

There’s a lot of stuff to come out, but today’s not the right day.

That day will come.

It’s worth saying though, that centres open to help people in London include churches, mosques and temples, and folk from all over London have been donating stuff to people who’ve lost everything. There are good people in the world, huh?

The work of firemen, police and medics is beyond words.

We’re thinking about you tonight, you public servants… and the poor bastards who lost their lives, or their health, or their family.

I’m going to stop now. I’m too angry to carry this on.



When it comes to saying something stupid, you can always trust Muddle. According to him, the new Tory MPs from Scotland are going to represent people who voted no to independence.

And there was me thinking that they were obliged to represent ALL the people in their constituency, old and young, black or white,  Scottish or English, unionist or independentist, Tory or Liberal, whatever.

Maybe Mr Muddle could supply a list of alternative MPs who will be available for people in these Tory constituencies (including his own) who are supporters of a free Scotland. And hopefully, he will bring ‘his influence’ (snigger) to bear to overturn the rules that say that MPs may not deal with issues from people from without their constituencies.

In the meantime, Mrs May proved that once you have become known as an incompetent clumsy, useless idiot there is simply nothing that will go right for you. She should ask Gordon Brown. He knows all about that.



What a displeasing sight. Where’s her suitcase? Which bedroom is she having? That’s not a male of the opposite sex with her, is it?
And you thought we were joking about them being loonies. If only Jesus had turned water into beer, maybe things would have been different.
They don’t care for freedom of choice in religion. If you’re not a hard right Christian infant, tough.
Remember the Tories threatening that Corbyn would take Britain back to the 1970s? They forgot to mention that the Tories would take people back to the 1930s, and with the DUP on board the 1750s. I wonder when the witch duckings will start.
Amazing this irresponsible woman, with her woodchip burning scheme and her obnoxious beliefs, is holding Scotland and Britain to ransom.
Better hurry. They just sold off another chunk of the health service to Branson.


The Vicar’s daughter getting a lecture about the Bible. There is no such thing as evolution. It all took 6 days, right?
I always thought she had a rather fluted voice. Now I know why.

And Finally: Today Mrs May in is France to meet with President Macron. She is sure to congratulate him on the stunning success of his new party “En Marche” in the first round of the National Assembly elections. He will probably tactfully reply that the weather has been somewhat indifferent this summer, n’est ce pas?



Fun with Fred…

You should enjoy this. In the first few minutes, there’s a lovely notion of the Labour Party and Sinn Fein… which is strangely prescient given the coalition of chaos dreamed up by Theresa the Terrible.


Warning from Munguin: This is Frankie Boyle. Expect bad language… and you won’t be disappointed. Don’t watch if you are going to be offended.