I mean, why exactly is he there?
Intellect? Looks? Charm?
WelI I’ll leave that up to you to decide.
But, here’s an idea. Standing up for Scotland in a largely English cabinet?
Well, no, whatever else his raison d’être, it’s absolutely not that.
Here’s some of a “Good Morning Scotland” interview.
Just so as we are sure, let’s check it through one more time:
Q: Aren’t you a Scottish Secretary to defend the interests of the Scottish people?
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MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC 
Intellect? … FAILED
Looks? …….. FAILED
Charm? ……. FAILED
Coward? …… PASS
Tea Boy ……. PASS
Bag Carrier? PASS
LIAR? ………. PASS
Mouthpiece? PASS
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I take it you don’t rate him too much, then?
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You’ve noticed then?
Damn!
Thought I had hidden my absolute hatred of this individual quite well as well … ho hum. LOL
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Must do better.
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It seems his job is to do ‘ as little as possible for as long as possible’ so he’s obviously PERFECT for this highly overpaid parasitic position in westminsters pocket.
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I can imagine May saying. Keep shtum, sit there. Speak when I speak to you. Say nothing.
Leave it to me.
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There was an empty seat in the Scottish Office which required an arse to occupy it – cue Fluffy. You have to admit that arses don’t come any bigger than Mundell.
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Yes, Chas. There was a job and no one to fill it except him. He’s third rate, but the best that was available. But if his job is not to stand up for Scotland in the understandably largely English cabinet, then what IS his job?
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Perhaps he is trying to outdo Carmichael in his own thoroughly inept way.
Hopefully, he’ll be the last Muppetesque BritNat colonial governor to be imposed on Scotland and very soon at that all going well.
His legacy, Buggy Bear Carmichael’s and all the rest of the Yoonionista placemen’s and women’s naked opportunism makes that Toom Tabard Balliol look like a principled Rambo.
Him and the rest of his gangsta peers will be damned until hell turns into heaven and then forevermore by generations of Scots to come.
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Well, Carmichael was clearly determined to, possibly on orders from Clegg-Cameron, disgrace the First Minister.
His job was to lie for Britain.
Fluffy just seems to stutter his way through life at £140,000 a year, as Mrs May’s lapdog.
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PS Erratum heads up: Should read HUGGY BEAR CARMICHAEL (no offence intended to Rangers aficionados nor other lovers of teddy bears anywhere).
PPS Whither the barking mad Brit Bulldog Nazi, GWC, and his snakeoil version of ANONYMOUS?
There bottle crashed now that it’s clear the Blessed Teresa Margaret Thatcher May is going to shaft them, too, with her big Brexit dildo?
Enjoy 77 Brigade wannabes:)
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PPS: Aaarrrggghhh, spell checker/predictive text SNAFU: “Their”…
Mind you, can GWC even spell?
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Clearly, his job is court jester/fool.
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Hate to say it but he has FAILED in that role Jimnaelene.
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Aren’t they supposed to be likeable and amusing?
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Jesters … Yes.
Scruffy Fluffy’s … NEVER!
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Fluffy Mundanes job? To do down Scotland at every conceivable chance.
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Blundell is England’s ambassador to Scotland,ensuring his country’s interests are looked after.
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He has his eyes looking three ways at once Bringiton.
He is looking one way to ensure Scotland is kept securely under the thumb of the corrupt Tory government of Westminster.
He is looking another way to check his cloak of ermine is still hanging on the coak hook awaiting his future ennoblement.
He is looking a third way to ensure that Scruffy Fluffy Junior is kept in his place … lap dog to the leetle tankette commander.
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Aye, Fluffette was a Brexiteer. And now having done a volte face, his dad’s on the same side, Arbroath.
Is he distinguishing himself in Holyrood?
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Wee Flffyette is achieving absolute notoriety as being equally useless as daddykins is. Quite an achievement for someone so utterly pathetic.
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I’ve not heard of any of him. I’m glad he’s following in the footsteps of papa. One day he too may be a great statesman. Or something
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Yes Bringiton, I think that best fits the role he has chosen for himself…or has been chosen for him by Mayhem.
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The one and ONLY reason that this man is actually Scottish Secratery at all, is because he is the ONLY Tory in Scotland. Hobsons Choice in other words! The fact that Cameron chose te Lib Dem liar, Carmichael, over him in the coalition days speaks volumes!
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Aye Colin.
Best out of one!
Picked above all the…oh dear…
They had to put someone from the House of the Living Dead in as his deputy to rattle around in Dover House, moving pictures from one wall to another.
They probably help each other to fill in their expenses forms.
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I’m still slightly annoyed at the Greens.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumfriesshire,_Clydesdale_and_Tweeddale_(UK_Parliament_constituency)#Elections_in_the_2010s
Had the Greens not stood a candidate there and – granted, this is the biggest assumption – had at least 799 of their 839 voters went SNP instead, Mundell would be out of a job. Or at least ermine-cloaked.
Still. It’s a democratic result, as we can guess the UKIP vote would have preferred Mundell to Emma Harper.
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I can understand your frustration, but in the end every party has the right to stand.
Tactical voting has its place and certainly the unionists use it to try to embarrass the SNP.
Perhaps and electoral pact would work, where the Greens would agree not to stand there if the SNP stood down their candidate elsewhere. On the other hand two could play at that game, and if neither the Liberals or Labour stood in his constituency, he might well be returned with a bigger majority… not because they like him, or because he is any good, but just to spite the SNP.
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his function is just to annoy you and the other snp nats…..
job well done.
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Nah. That’s your job. You seriously think Fluffy Crumbeard annoys us? Daftie.
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Look, Conan, you can’t argue with a toff, who takes a packed lunch to work, just like he was an ordinary person like us.
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I guess you kinda like him then, Niko.
How’s Taz’s itching?
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Nah Niko … he doesn’t annoy us … he just makes the Tories look even more ludicrous than normal.
Anyone who is as brain deid as this incompetent moron can never annoy anyone … piss off occasionally perhaps but never annoy. He’s the sort of twat who, if they were not a greed driven self centred hypocritical Tory, most folks would almost feel sorry for.
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What is his function? Keeping some chinless hereditary Scots peer from being Scottish Secretary.
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Ah well, at least that’s something then.
Although I’d have kinda liked the idea of one of the belted Earls or Marquises or whatever they are laying down the law in plumy tones.
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the snp Bogey man Oo! Scary
Alex Salmond predicts indyref2 in autumn 2018
Fire up the nat base thats about all aint gonna happen
and iffen it did you nats woukd LOSE BIG TIME
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Taz. TAZ! DADDY’S ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN!
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“Fire up the nat base thats about all aint gonna happen
and iffen it did you nats woukd LOSE BIG TIME”
That being the case, then you have nothing to worry aboot; but yie are, yir filling yir pampers as we speak!
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Poor Niko.
I think Kezia made him say that.
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Well, that would make you happy Niko, I guess. Permanent Tory government for the next 20 years on our wee tax free island.
Enjoy.
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One itsy bitsy teeny weeny little problem there Niko.
WE do not need to do that much work … Her Greatness Mayhem the First is doing a wonderful job on our behalf.
I’m sure even you have to concede Niko that every time Mayhem the First opens her gob she pushes MORE people to move to Scotland in search of unity with our independence fight and yes quite a few are also joining the SNP a well.
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Alex once said that of Thatcher… Sort of: Oh pleases let her come to Scotland and be superior.
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Poor Mr Muddle.
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Let’s all saw AWWWWWWWW
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New laptop. Testing.
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It works.
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Tris
The ones I can remember
George Younger Tory
Malcolm Rifkin Tory
Ian Lang Tory
Michael Forsyth Tory
Donald Dwer Red Tory and not father of the nation
John Reid Red Tory
Helen Liddel Red Tory
Alistair Darling Tory
Douglas Alexander Red Tory
Des Brown (who was he) Red Tory
Jim Murphy Tory
Danny Alexander Tory
Michael Moore Yellow Tory
Alistair Carmichael Yellow Tory and Liar
David Mundell Tory
Michael Moore had a bit of decency but the rest are or were anti-Scots, they served their masters and believed in Britan, none of them really gave a shit about Scotland in my opinion and Mundell is just the joint thickest with Murphy, Liddel, Carmichael.
That list tells all you need to know what London thinks of Scotland.
Bruce
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Good list. That’s as far as I can remember too. And, as you say, apart from Michael Moore who wasn’t that bad, they were all utterly useless.
Now we have the crowning glory. Muddle.
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Mundell : “I believe the best possible outcome for Scotland is having access to the Single Market”… but in cabinet he argues against it. That a Scottish Secretary could take such a position against his beliefs is extraordinary. And frightening.
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Because he’s a woos and doesn’t have the backbone to go against the majority (actually what his job is).
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