18 thoughts on “I HADN’T NOTICED…”

    1. Well, yeah, I can, because, as you say, they are planks. And the head plank takes his orders for plank headquarters in London. Tim Plank Farron. Jings, I didn’t think they could do themselves any more harm than they already did.

      I was wrong.


  1. I hear that just before they debated the issue of supporting Scottish independence wee Willie Winkie received a memo from wee Ruthie the buffalo riding leetle tankette commander, flown in all the way from the Golan heights where the Tories were “inspecting” the latest land grab carried out by the Israelis, instructing him NOT to do this independence support thingy.

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  2. “For as long as five of us remain alive we shall always submit to the domination of England” – Robert the Moose (as in wee sleekit, cou’rin, timerous beastie – not a big coo wi’ antlers)

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  3. If Ruth achieves her ambition of holding the SNPbad to account by appearing on Strictly Come Dancing, maybe she could have Wullie as her (junior) partner.

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  4. I put a tanner in the telephone, dialled my Ruthie’s number
    Got a brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, busy line
    Each time I tried I got a busy tone
    Not my Ruthie’s number
    Just a brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, busy line

    Wee Wullie Rennie – brrr brrr brrrainless brrritnat

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